Why NOT Play Chobots?

Are you new to Chobots.net? Well you've just joined a shit rip-off of what was once the greatest online chat game ever! 
(These pictures are from Chobots.com so do not be deceived)

Dress up in tons of new clothes every week! Express yourself!
But if you don't have money like certain brats (kaicooper), you might as well be butt-ass naked! There's nothing good for you to wear cus all the clothes look like the shit I can make on paint! Don't feel bad. At least you didn't waste your money! :)



Play tons of games with friends!
Just kidding. Nobody plays these games anymore. 




Meet new people!
In other words, stand around on Chobots and wait for shit to happen in your life! :D




Enter contests for prizes!
But if you don't have fancy programs to enter the contests with, you might as well kiss these prizes goodbye! Those assholes wouldn't know real talent if it fucked them in the butt!




Draw underground and show friends!
Most of the art looks like poop. Idk.....there are a FEW good ones.



Keep up with friends no matter what server they're in!
Why the hell are all the servers named after foods? 




Choose from a variety of magic!
But all I get are those damn balloons so fuqq dat lololol. 




Much more bullshit to do on Chobots.net!


PS-Quit asking me if I got permanent chat ban on .net. Technically, the answer is no. I just got my account deactivated by one of your no-life-couch-potatoe-cactus-fucking-masturbating moderator. So I have to go into my email and confirm that shit again. Unfortunately, I am NEVER going to do that. I won't give that asshole the satisfaction of seeing me so desperate to get into that bloody game. So toodaloo mudda fuggas! 


Love, Fruity