Reasons why I'm great

Today i had a revelation about my greatness. Here is a list of reasons why I'm great. 

1. My name starts with the greatest letter which is J

2. I only use the greatest toilets

3. I make the greatest statuses on facebook

4. I have the greatest followers on our blog with the exception of maybe 20

5. I was born in the great month of July

6. I own the Great Barrier Reef

7. I eat with the greatest people ranging from Katy Perry to the great George Washington

8. I have a great dane as a pet

9. Great rhymes with grape and grape rhymes with rape which is not a very great activity to participate in

10. luv rok 22 o greatness
~Shrinky the great kid on the great block 

Vera Bradley

Hey(: MissQuinn, new blog author, yeah.

Okay down to our item of business, I would like to introduce Vera Bradley products. Where I live, these are SUPER in right now.

This company makes the most beautiful designs and they make all carry-around things you could possibly think of!

Purses, lunch bags, backpacks, wallets, luggage bags for vacations, umbrellas, etc.

You can view their website HERE.

They're cute, affordable, and make great gifts.

So, are you thinking about getting something? :)

-Miss Quinn-

GET YOURS TODAY!

Tired of waiting in line and having nowhere to sit? WELL STAND NO MORE! 

WHY STAND WHEN YOU CAN SIT? Introducing to you, THE CHAIR PANTS! Here is one of our satisfied customers.

This is revolutionizing laziness to a whole new level! Of course, this is only for you skinny folk, but no worries! Use this everyday and you'll soon become fat! Forget silly old 25 dollar chairs when you can get this expensive crappy seat for 69.99!! An amazing deal for a crappy product! Call 1-800-DUMBASS to get yours today!

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Get yours today!

Ever get your fancy, expensive watches stolen by big, mean bullies? Well NO MORE! 

I introduce to you, Goodman's Idiot Watch! 

Why get the same, cheap watch in a McDonald's Happy Meal when you can have the same thing for only $15.65! These ugly, rubber watches include the hour...AND MINUTE! Not only do they include those special features, but they also hurt your wrist! WOW! WHAT A DEAL! With these ugly watches, no one will ever want to steal your watch anymore. (Available colors shown above) 

Get yours today! Call 1-800-DUMBASS! Call now and we'll include another watch! All you have to do, is trade in your beloved kids! A kid for a watch? Now that's a deal! 

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Get yours today!

Ever had trouble sleeping on airplanes? Well no problem for the Derp'n Sleeper!

The Derp'n Sleeper allows you to sleep comfortably while looking like an idiot! The Derp'n Sleeper uses fine velvet so your head can rest comfortably. Don't mind sleeping like a normal person, when you can get a Derp'n Sleeper! You can even use it in the bathroom!

Take a short nap before you get to the business of heavy shitting! Get yours today for only $29.95! But wait...have trouble sleeping with your head turned sideways? NO WORRIES! We'll customize your order and cut a hole in it for free, for only $10.50 more! Put your face above the hole and voile! A nice view of your crotch/table. 

The Derp'n Sleeper comes in red, blue, green, shitty green, piss yellow, and hot pink girly flair! 

Call 1-800-DUMBASS and get your Derp'n Sleeper today!

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block