People crack me up

I'm gonna copy and paste some funny statuses I found on facebook today, including a tiny description of the person ^^

• Fat chick who thinks she's a real thug and is always lookin for facebook likes and a man: I'm as single as a pringle!!!!!
• Black dude: this be yo qirl name withheld (wifey) hackinqq my baby paqe ilu ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mwah
• Awesome kid: ‎"North Carolina...1st in flight! 48th in education!"
• A lesbian: Man I been single for a min now. Imma need for somebody to change that...
• Random chick (not gonna lie, it made me laugh): Girl you are like pacman... getting all the balls you can before you die
• Hispanic dude (my personal favorite): OHAOHAOAHOAHOAHOAHAOHAOHAOHAOHAOAHAOHAOAHOAHOAHAOHAOHAOHAOHAOHAOHAOHAO

  
  

  Oh how I love the internet.

  Loopy the Lurker

BROCK'S DUB

I found the funniest video the other day, and I wanted to show it to you guys! (Btw, sorry for not posting yesterday; it was a busy day :S ). You might have seen it, you might not have, but it's really hilarious, and I had to show it to you guys! xP

The best part is the ending, wouldn't you agree? I mean, I'm 13 and I found this hilarious, so you guys should too xD

Thanks for reading! Cya later! =D

-Music :P-

Where we make our success SPECIAL EDITION!

Have any of you ever fantasized about where we make our success happen? (If you know what i mean ;) Well..In this special edition post, I will show you exactly where it happens. In our special Shrinkychick Headquarters. 

That's right. In that mailbox. And if you zoom in on the mailbox you will get our headquarters!

Now you know where we make our posts! Congrats!

~Shrinky the annoyed kid on the block

Enhancing your vocabulary

Feel like a dummy with your mediocre language and words? NOT A PROBLEM! This is a session of...

ENHANCING YOUR VOCABULARY

No way! WAY! Today's word is...

Definition: To drink
The great thing about this word is that it sounds like queef: a vajayjay fart. Well what do you know? You just learned 2 words in 1 session! Here's some fun ways to use the word quaff.

• If I aint quaffin, I aint livin.
• I was so exhausted, my body had to quaff.
• Betty was addicted to quaffing.
• Sometimes it's hard for me to stop quaffing, even though I know I've had enough.

If you can find any fun ways to use this word, leave us a comment! 

This has been an Enhancing Your Vocabulary session with Shrinky!


A little something extra: Tell your English teacher "I NEED TO QUAFF!" See if they know what you're talking about! 

She was DED!

I run into some crazy shit on youtube....I love it.
So if you had a facebook acc when it was just beginning to trend, there were these stupid *LIK DIS IF YOU CRYD* stories written with ghetto language. This man, named Duke, was brilliant enough to actually record himself speaking the story...I about pissed myself laughing from it! Then I found this video of people acting it out through some game...ENJOY! 

*LIK DIS IF YOU CRY EVRYTIME*
Loopy the Lurker

Brrrr

Oh my lanta!!! This cold weather is killing me x| It makes me pee all the time >.> Some of you already have snow...lucky bastards. A vital item to wear during this harsh long season is....

Mmmmm cozy :3 LMAO!


And since we're in the cold season now....let's watch a nice figure skating video! Ahh I remember when I used to figure skate :') This beautiful video makes me cry everytime!

So elegant!!! :')
Loopy the Lurker

Modern Family

Who's heard of this show?

For those of you who haven't, you haven't lived life yet.

It's HILARIOUS. Let me tell you about it..

The family on the left.. I actually don't know. o-o I think they're just friends of the other families.. I don't know. I'll update this post once I find out. But The guy in the pink shirt, his name is Manny.

He's Gloria's (Girl in blue leapord print shirt) son. She is married to Jay (guy in maroon track suit) who is quite a few years older than her, but she loves what she loves.

The family in the middle.. haha. The guy in the back in the blue shirt is named Phill. He is married to Claire. (Girl in the purple shirt) Their kids are Haley (Girl in purple black and blue shirt), Alex (Girl with glasses), and Luke (guy in the shirt with the 26 on it). Together they make a happy, and hilarious family.

Then the couple on the right.. they're gay. They currently have adopted a little girl named Lily who is chinese. They are planning on adopting a baby boy. Cameron (guy in green shirt) is what they would both consider "the Mom" well Cameron doesn't think that, but the rest of the family does. And then Mitchell (guy in the gray shirt) is Claire's brother.

All together, this is I think the funniest show ever. I never miss an episode, never. Watching that show is when I laugh the most.

HERE you can find some of the videos. Although, they might be on Youtube too.

But if you want to actually watch the episode, it's on ABC and it's on Wednesday nights.

-Miss Quinn-

Omegle

Since I basically ran out of things to post, I went to omegle.com in search for some ideas. So i got one! I took a pic of the funniest conversations I had. The pictures speak for themselves.

My challenge for you, is to go on omegle.com and find a hilarious conversation. Screen shot it, tinypic it, and comment it. It's pretty hard to find people on there that don't automatically say ASL. It took me about 20 times to finally find these wonderful people^ People who comment the best conversations will get their pictures added to this post (It's the most I can offer at the moment) DOO YOO THANGS

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Plop...

My school gives out this thing called progress reports. It's like a mini report card that tells you your current grade and teachers expect us to sign it. 

WELLLLLLL unfortunately for me, i dropped mine in the toilet. It fell outta my back pocket and i kinda peed on it. I turned around to flush it and saw it floating in there. :| I shoved my hand down the toilet and picked it up. Yes, there was a pee stain on it. I thought it couldn't get any wetter so i washed it in the sink HAHAHA!!!! If your wondering how it turned out........

Its all crumply. I think i did a fairly good job of cleaning it up. My grade on that report is an 86. I hate the teacher and that subject so he can just touch my urine stains. I hope he washes his hands before lunch

 NYEHNYEHNEYEH

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Dun dun dunn

I found the most perfect scary halloween mask! :D

Casey, freaking, Anthony.

Naw but seriously, I heard the original copy of this mask was sold for 30,000 dollars. Someone is gonna have one heck of a costume. They truly captured her evilness :D You can also find other, lamer copies of this mask, but they'll still pretty expensive...35 bucks and up. WHYYY would her face be worth that much?!?!?

Loopy the Lurker

You know you do it too

Whether you're willing to admit it or not,

EVERYONE LOVES TO DANCE!

It might not be in public but face it, we all stand in front of our bathroom mirrors doing super moves that we would never do in front of anyone else.

^I do this at least 3 times a day^


Or maybe in your room with your speakers blasted high

Or in your kitchen pretending to be a backup dancer for Lady Gaga's music video

Hahaha if I didn't do little dances like this everyday, i'd be a fat lard. SIKE! Forever skinny -I hope. LMAO and when I dance in public..everyone looks at me like GET IT! ^NOOOOOT! I'd never dance in public. Sorry guys. 

The only time i'd show my dances is when i try out for America's Best Dance Crew. PENGUINZ! <('  )

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

YOU ARE ALL ASK HOLES.

As you know, this blog is going under some MAJOR CHANGES!!! Here's a sneak peak to what it'll sorta look like. 

From this:

TO THIS:

Do you like it?? :) I like it because it brings out my inner awesomeness and HAHAHA SIKE!! Not gonna happen. Fruity is working on a brand new theme. We removed all authors as part of the major changes. Once you people get a good idea of what we're posting, I'll start hiring new ones :)


PS- SORRY FOR NOT ANSWERING MY ASK SHRINKY MAIL LATELY! We've been getting lazy...and school. School sucks. 
~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

DISFRASO!

FUNNIEST MESSAGE EVER!

ROOOOOFL DISFRASO MOD MOD AS FLIGHT? I didn't understand this message whatsoever. Read it out loud. AHAHAHAH! Gave me a good laugh.


Sorry not much news today. Its only Monday x| I'll have a contest for you people tomorrow. It involves IMAGINATION!!!
Loopy the Lurker

Mail..you gotta love it

Ok sooo I received some pretty interesting things in my email this week. 

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 First is this HILARIOUS video of guccigirl17 and royalemo cybering. Make sure you watch the end of the vid cause this kid is HILARIOUS!! It might be hard to see so i recommend you watch it on youtube.

This is why 10 year olds shouldn't cyber. I hope they used protection. TROLOLOLOL!! No, but I really suggest you don't do anything stupid on chobots cause: 
1) Random people like royalemo could be recording you
2) It's really easy to get banned on chobots nowadays
3) Stupidity can be a burden 
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And now some amazing pics that sharlotta drew us :) 

Daaaammmn don't they just look adorable? Thanks sharlotta!! We love the pics! :D

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I love mail :') If you guys have anything awesome, stupid, funny, or something worth mentioning in a post, just send us your shit at shrinkychick@gmail.com. 

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

TROLLING

I'd like you all to see this strange girl who was talking to my bestie blix. (Thanks blix for sending me this pic) 

TROLOLOL!!! YOUR LEG IS BEAUTIFUL!?! SO IS YOUR NECK!?!?!? That's the dumbest way to approach a person. Silly children these days...so desperate.

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I have a new video for all of you out there! It's a 7wizards video. (hides in corner with a giant L on forehead) Sike naw but really, check it out. I got bored and i dont think anyone's ever tried making a parody out of 7wizards.

I have no shame. You guys should do vids like this! It's much easier than vids on chobots. It took me only about 20 minutes. By the way, what happened to all the amazing chobot video makers? If anyone has a vid they'd like to share, comment it and if we like it, we'll put it in the featured video.

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

U AND WHAT ARMY?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA -OBNOXIOUS LAUGH-

Looks like Pokemon has crossed over to the dark side guys!!! HAHAHAHAHA I sat here and laughed out loud for 30 entire seconds!! Remember, pokemon is a deadly hacker now so you guys must be nice to him and bow down to him and serve him fruits and kiss his nubby chobot feet! -whistle- I like how he signed off his name. He declared himself the hacker so it MUST be official!!

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

SHOW ME YOUR PEACOCK

As usual, I'm awesome. As usual, i got bored today. Sooo, to ease this boredom, fruity and i had a conversation on chobots while we were in the same room! Hehe. So bad. Here is how it went.

Yes she actually pulled down her pants and mooned me. NO i did not like what i saw. So for those of you who think dirty things, it's a joke. 

This was my expression when i saw it..

My innocence is ruined.

~Shrinky the friggin scarred child on the block

Got something to say trick?

Well well well, if it isn't our friend william!! Today i was helping this dude with a vid by inviting people to the park and since I'm so awesome (not to be cocky..LOL JK yes i am) tons of people came. William then decided to crash the vid by coming. Later i was at Osmany's empty house and invited everyone. Again william came. Then he pc-ed me this stupid question which was easy to answer.

He was shocked and had no answer obviously. That's probably why he didn't answer. If you all were wondering why we actually hate him, now you know why. 

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Once again..I win

Hey guys. I know a lot of you want to keep me 24/7, so here's how to make your very own shrinky! Here are the steps :)

1. Obtain a turtle

2. Combine awesome, funny, hot and Hunger Games to the turtle. 

3. NOW YOU HAVE YOUR VERY OWN SHRINKY!!

Ok now for the real post!

 I was chilling, being shrinky on .in when william showed up. Fruity found out that if you say "basketball" on there you will get chat banned. So of course i used it to my advantage. So i asked him, "WILLIAM GUESS MY FAVORITE SPORT. IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH DRIBBLING AN ORANGE BALL" So of course he said "basketball" and got banned :) He kicked me a few seconds after, that's why i couldn't get a pic :( Sorry! But blame william. After he got his chat back he gave me a temporary item..weird (course he cant get me something more awesome and permanent) He probably gave me that so i would write something nice on here about him. Jokes on him, I'm relentless cus I'm shrinky!!!

Proof that this is william.

It's dark cus I took the pic while opening my gift

PS. Im only using this signature once. First time using a sig. Im so cool

Gucci misspelled awesome

I'm awesome. 

Now for the real post...I have a challenge for each of you today. You all know the annoying green girl named guccigirl17 right? Well her blog has a list of awesome. Here's a pic of the awesome people on the awesome list of awesome. 

She clearly misspelled awesome. Notice how Im at the top of the list ;) HAHAHAHA. My challenge to you is...GET ON THE LIST OF AWESOME WITH US! We're getting lonely up there and want you to join us. All you gotta do is annoy the hell out of her. Which isn't too hard considering she's emotional. In a few days or next week ill post the updated version of the list of awesome. Hope to see you there! Click HERE for the list of awesome.

*UPDATE: The list of awesome is gone, along with her blog :( Alexa was the only person who joined us on the list of awesome. Oh well YOU GUYS ARE STILL AWESOME*

~Shrinky the awesome kid on the awesome block