CHOBOTS.

HELLO EVERYONE! I am back from vacation! I'll post about that later. Maybe. Anyway, today is August 8th.. guess what that is? NATIONAL PIE AND MOOFIN DAY LOL =3

sike.

You saw Musicmaker's post. 1 year ago from today, Chobots shut down. So today, I decided we should take a walk through memory lane. I went through all of my .com files and found a bunch of random clips and pictures. Yes, I know a memories video was already made. But I'm not going to let all of my Chobots files go to waste and I refuse to just post them in one giant blog post. So without further adieu, here is my memories video. Make it large so you can see the pictures clearly
 Yes I am aware it is now August 9th as I post this but LETS JUST PRETEND I POSTED THIS YESTERDAY OKAY 

Beautiful, isn't it? :') Straight from the heart, Dawg.

While the topic of Chobots is still about, I wanna quickly talk about Chobots.net.
Before I say anything, let me just show you a few screenshots I took.

 

Okay so first of all, what the fuck is this shit? LMAO nothing says "fuck you" like making an illegal copy of a website and making it corny as hell. Those outfit designs (the ones that cost actual money.. HA OKAY) look like they were made on paint. The homepage and main blog look like some shitty artiseer design that people used to put on their blogs. If you spent legitimate money on a fucking chat bubble, I don't care who you are, I hate you. Not to mention that the majority of the staff of this website are rejects and/or hackers from .com. Hmm.. coincidence? I think not. Does anyone else think that Chobots.com was ruined intentionally so that this pile of shit could take over? I'm starting to think so. You know what everyone says about Chobots.net? That it's a homeschooled jungle-freak who's a less hotter version of Chobots.com. Mean girls reference anyone? No? Ok..

Lastly, has anyone actually gone into this game and played? Let me just tell you right now, DON'T. All you're going to see is a bunch of fake little bitches. As soon as you make an account and log on you get bombarded with "HI HOW CAN I HELP YOU YOU'RE NEW DO YOU NEED HELP LET ME GET YOU A TOUR =)" I can feel you all virtually breathing down my neck. You all are so pathetic! You all act like you just RANDOMLY found out about .net and never went on .com. You were all losers on .com and you know it. You just see .net as an opportunity to start over and try to make it big time. That way, you can boss everyone around! That's how you wanted it on .com, right? Yeah, still not gonna happen. You may as well just act like you did on .com; stupid and annoying. Keep it real, guys. I SEE YOU. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You can run but you can't hide from.. DA SHADE.

Well with that  lovely rant, I'd like to end this post. TOODLES!

~Julz~
(real nigga wussup)

P.S: Thanks so much for taking care of the blog while we were gone, Music! We really appreciate it and you did a great job making nice, consistent posts. :)

OH GOD THEY'VE ARRIVED

We all have that one friend that tries so damn hard to be "different" and acts like they're sooooo misunderstood. Then they try to act like they're depressed n shyt and then take pictures with those cheesy captions that say cheesy stuff. These people are what we now call hipsters. 

Yes, I know. They're terrifying. We all hate hipsters. We ALL do. And to tell you the truth, your friends that act like this aren't even hipster. They're just wannabe hipsters. UNLIKE ME I'M A TRUE ASS HIPSTER I WAS HIPSTER BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM. Jayyy kayyy. Fuck all the hipsters. They're ruining our world with their stupid shit. You can basically find them everywhere trying to get noticed for liking something first. YOUTUBE WILL BE OUR FIRST CASE OF THE HIPSTERITIS. 

See? ^ Even Dylan11082390573209 agrees with me. 

*You're. Aren't you a special little shit for liking it? FYI people who are 90's kids were teenagers in the 90's which would now make them adults, making it OH FUCKING KAY FOR THEM TO GET KNOCKED UP AND HAVE CHILDREN. 

lol Dumb shit. If you look at it closely you'll see the only two things shown are Sesame Street and the Teletubbies. Lemme point out a few things to you "90's kids" (Cough, wannabe hipsters) Sesame Street was conceived in the mid-late 1960's and continues to be aired even in 2012. Now the Teletubbies. This was conceived in the late 1990's, and it's most likely that the person who made this GIF was only a child in the 1990's, not, a teenager. Therefore this person is NOT a 90's kid. Neither are any of you. 

SURPRISE BITCHES. Any of you who thought you were a 90's kid, get that shit out of your head and think straight.

People who make shit like this and comment shit like that are wannabe hipsters. Chances are, some of you reading this are wannabe hipsters too. In that case GTFO. lolJk. I still hate love each and every one of you bastards :D No really, I do love you. 

Beware of dumb people like this and make sure you're not one of them

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

The worst creation ever..CONTINUED!

Aight guys, here's the continued version of the facebook post. Sorry it took so long..I got kinda lazy and yeah I don't spend 24/7 on facebook. So here it is

Celebrity obsessed idiots: Those morons who obsess over celebrities and are crazy enough to put that celeb as their profile pic. Morons.

 Fight starters: These people who make their statuses obviously about you. (In this case this isn't about me) These are one of the people I hate most. They just need to stfu and stop starting stuff. And they wonder why they're so hated

Attention seekers: These people make statuses about their looks just to have people disagree with them and call them pretty, awesome, etc. Btw, this girl IS ugly. Those people need to unlike her status.

Wannabe singers??: These are the people who put their statuses as lyrics all the freaking time.

 What: Ok I don't even know what to call this. These people just make no sense at all. LOL 1 YEAR OLD VOICE! LOL 2 YEAR OLD VOICE! Idiot, you couldn't even talk back then. If you're gonna put that on someone's wall, make sense. Also, wasn't the others your voice too? Durp. Shoulda put (My current voice)

And this is it. This was mostly a rant about those idiots on facebook I severely hate. Thanks for reading and actually keeping up with this!

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Annoying..

Okay, so I basically ran out of things to post about.

So I'm just gonna see if you can relate to some of the annoying things that happen in life.

• When parents join online stuff like Facebook or Twitter. It's just.. dumb. Who would they add? Family? A few friends? People from work?
• When you think of a FANTASTIC comeback in your head.. but it just comes out making you look like an idiot.
• When you finally get the product that's in style, and once you get it the style has changed.
• When you think your hair looks okay so you keep it like that and later on you check in a mirror and it looks like a mess.
• When you fall in the shower! (I was kinda singing.. dancing.. fall.)
• When people act like they're dating you just to get their popularity up.
• When you change your style of clothes or hair and people react to it oddly.

Can you guys relate to any of these? I can relate to all of these.. o-0

Also, did annoying stuff ever happen to you on Chobots? Was it something that happened daily? The most annoying thing to me was "LUVLIE PC ME" I don't help with personal stuff, and if its something like "How do I make bugs?" You can say that out loud.. ITS SO FRUSTRATING. You don't know how many times I logged off Chobots for that reason.

-Miss Quinn-

-ROLLS EYES-

CAN SOMEONE PLZ EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF THIS?

What is this NONSENSE?!

Every time I see the trailers for this on TV, I literally roll my eyes. This movie has LAME written all over it. First of all, there's a dog shitting bullets at the bad guys. Second, the baby can kick ass? Nuh uh that is so fake. Third, waddup with the adults helping out the kids? It's called Spy KIDS! Something tells me Disney is behind this >.> Has anyone gone to the movies to see it? If you did, then you are dumb.

Actually...I think I mite go see it with my friends as a joke LMAO! "Darn those rotten obnoxious teenagers." If anyone else went to see it, lemme know how it turned out. 

Loopy the Lurker

I'm surrounded by idiots

Alright. If you go to blog.chobots.com you will see a post that says they received a technical damage that can't be eliminated at the moment. In other words chobots got screwed up and they can't fix it. All i got to say is...

I TOLD YOU SO

I TOLD YOU SO

See what hackers do? I warned you all. But NOOO no one listens to old lady shrinky anymore. Congrats hackers. Way to screw things up. FUCK YOU ICEY!!!! Yeah she's part of the reason it's closed. If you see her around give her your thanks. And wish her good luck in the real world because she hasn't seen it in months. :) lawls we luuuhhh yuuhh. Now if icey is part of this, it's most likely gonorrhea aka ghoni is too. Lets take a look at the evidence. 

Let's get shit straight. Ghoni, you are not a boss. You will never be a boss. You will forever be a loser who has nothing better to do than hack chobots. And that pic looks nothing like you, you burnt Egyptian.  I warned you all. I warned you. Guess what ghoni and icey? You just costed mods their jobs. You costed them thousands of dollars on this game which you both fucked up within a few months. Now you have nothing to fuck up except your life, which is already screwed as it is. You have no lives. I went on skype early in the morning then came back at night...you both were there the whole damn time. LOSERS!!!!

For those of you affected by these couple's retarded actions and go on this blog, I sincerely apologize. These idiots don't know anything. I suggest you guys go on en.transformice.com now or go back to club penguin for the time being. I'm not sure what to post about now that they screwed up chobots. I might continue this blog, I might not. I'm really sorry that they screwed this up for everyone. I'm just as pissed as you are. But there's nothing we can do now except make them feel shitty. And for the mods that actually read this blog, I'm also sorry for you guys. You worked hard on .com and .de and it's ruined now. Good luck with future projects! But don't tell ghoni or icey about it or they'll screw that up too.

Ghoni i hope you're reading this...because my best friend Napoleon Dynamite here has advice for you on how to get a girl.

Hacking isn't a skill either. That's just being a loser. Idiots.

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block


UPDATE: Haha caught bitch. Have fun getting a lawsuit

Uggga

I don't know if any of you noticed this, but if you didn't..you're pretty slow. See that new chat with a giant space above it or beside it?? Well...

And..

It's so annoying. It makes everything uneven and weird looking. I don't know when it started, but it needs to stop already. I wonder if they'll fix it? Probably not. It's been going on for a while. 

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Andddd now people are saying I'm getting a lawsuit. Guess what? I'm not. Unless someone already got a lawsuit and you get me proof I'm getting one, I'm not going to shiz my pants.

KILT YO FACES. Unless the list got updated or whatever and unless you give me proof then I'm sleeping well tonight.

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

PS. Did you notice the new updates on the blog? 

BRINGIN THE PARTY TO THE SAFARI! 

That's our new theme. It looks hot to me :) New music, new banner, new header, new xat.... new authors? Hah! No.

Nobody Cares!

What's up long time no post. I was on vacation sorry.

Anyways so my post title is "Nobody Cares!" This post was dedicated to "Kamek" and all the other people who are quitting cho. As I posted this before I will post it once again. Look no one cares if you are quitting we really don't give 3 fucks about you. We just say it sarcastically like we care about you but NEWSFLASH we actually don't. Now I will put a little play I just made about quitting cho.

Characters: Joe and Susie

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Susie - *messages everyone on her friends list on chobots*I'm quitting chobots there is to much drama and no body cares about me I get blamed for everything! :(

Joe - *receives the message and writes back to Susie in a sarcastic tone* Well I care about you please don't quit I'll quit too if you do :[

Susie - Thank you Joe but I just can't this hacking, drama, and nobody likes me at all *goes offline*

*Everybody talks about Susie quitting cho*

Joe - *messages everyone on his friends list* I give Susie 10 minutes watch she's going to be back online.

Suesie - *Susie comes back online and messages everyone on her friends list* Sorry guys I can't quit with all the good friends I have and the people I care about.

WTF?!?!

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BRAVO!!!! FANTASTIC!!! WONDERFUL!!!!! MARVELOUS!!!!!

Okay so... Now you get my point? When you message everyone saying you're quitting you are wasting your own time. No body actually cares if you quit. If you think everyone cares that YOU are quitting then you must be pretty fucked up as a child. This is what I would do if you sent this message to me because I basically hate everyone that still plays cho Except (Fruity, Shrinky, Julz, Wildkh).

(Screaming in Joy)

So don't make a scene out of this stuff it gets really annoy. I know I'm mean but I'm pointing out the obvious that people really don't fully get. Comment what you think about this post share your feelings.

Peace out.