MERRY CHRISTMAS!

HI KIDS. GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?

mutha fukin Christmas. 

I caught you under the mistletoe. Now you have to kiss me like one of your French girls Jack. 

I truly hope all of you enjoy your Christmas/Hanukkah/whatever you celebrate. And if you're having dinner with your whole entire family, i am so sorry. Ik that feel bro. I know it. SO tell me. What'd you get for Christmas? 

 

I haven't opened my presents yet! I'll update this post once i do. HAPPY HOLIDAYS KIDDIES! (BTW that gif cracks me up omfg)

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

We present...the cards!

YESSSSS!!! ITS CHRISTMAS! 12:48 AM yawwn!! 

And now for the moment you've all been waiting for...the Secret Santa cards! This was a pretty big success considering this was the first time for some of you :D Some people STILL didn't turn in their cards. Fortunately, we had some wonderful volunteers who were willing to do the extra cards, so we owe you one! The cards are in reverse alphabetical order Z-A. Click to enlarge!

To Zombehcow

To Vayyer

To Vasa

To Tyler (Cho300) 

To Twolegers (It's a GIF)

To Swanner

To Starysky (Transformice map...try it out!)

To Skippy

To Shrinky

To Seashell

To Rusty

To Rosey (Your Santa means the best...they're just not good with words)

To Tyler (Purpledurple)

To Pongwong

To Oreo

To Musicmaker

To Mo

To Mimo

To Mideh

 

 To Markl

To Luvlie

To Luv2laugh

To Lollixpop

To Lexi

To Josh

To Ipads

To Icey

To Icecool (Very unique)

To Hermione

To Gary

To Flafy

To Eggs

To Cyberkid

To Crazybread

To Crabs

To Corkal

To Conz

To Coldude

To Boy (LOLOLOLOL)

Sheesh long post. FANTASTIC job everyone!! Hopefully more people will join next year! 

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

The Jolly man is on his way!

Wow almost forgot to post on Christmas Eve....

Most of you better be heading off to bed cus Santa's arriving soon yanno. 

Hope most of you were on the nice list! Well...I know for a fact some of you boogers are on the naughty list >.> Jk jk! I don't see you when you're sleeping so how should I know...or do I?

Loopy the Lurker

IT'S OVERRRRR!!!

Ok you're all probably super tired of all these crappy Christmas posts all over the world. I can promise you...this is not the last Christmas post you will be seeing. Tripped yall up. But yeah. Take a look at our Christmas tree.

If you were here with us last year and remember, you'll recognize that this was our tree last year! :D We upgraded though. It's kinda hard to see unless you walk up to it in real life. Its a palm tree cus traditional Christmas trees just don't work out for us......we're too cool for that.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT TURNED IN YOUR SECRET SANTA CARD YET..YOU SUCK. YOU SUCK HARD CORE. I HOPE YOU FEEL GUILTY THAT YOU GOT ONE AND SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE DIDN'T GET ONE. So in order to maintain balance, please send your Secret Santa thing by tomorrow. Send it to shrinkychick@gmail.com


I luv yew oll FIVE ever (dat meanz i luv u more den four evr)
~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Start writing your cards!!!!

I've written down who each person will be sending a Secret Santa card to :D I'm not done emailing everyone yet so be patient! 

Remember to keep it anonymous....so I would prefer if you don't sign your name. However, if you liked the person I assigned you to, then feel free to reveal who you are :) Once you're finished with your card, email it to shrinkychick@gmail.com

Things I'm expecting some of you to say are...

"I don't know this person! What do I write?"

Remember....ITS ANONYMOUS! You could say absolutely anything to throw them off and they'd never ever know who you are. It's between me and you and I will never tell...not even Shrinky. Just say a few nice things a typical Christmas card would say!

"I hate the person I have!"

Too bad. I kept everything completely random. I did not sit there and assign you your enemy to piss you off. So take your pride and shove it up your ass cus its Christmas!!!!!!

"How do I make the card?"

Through the computer of course! If you have a fancy program, use it to make a pretty background with pretty words! If you don't have a fancy program, you could use a few cards we pre-made at photobucket.com/shrinkysecretsanta Just use picnik.com or paint to add the words on it. 

Don't be afraid to ask me for help! If my email to you doesn't show up by Tuesday, lemme know! You have until Christmas eve to give me your card!

Loopy the Lurker