I just realized

You guys know that show Avatar-Last Airbender?

Greatest show ever btw omg gahhhh

 Water Earth Fire Air 

If you think about it, real life is kinda like a lame version of Avatar. Instead of the 4 elements, you got your 4 races.

Asians

Hispanics

Caucasians

Africans

Hahaha I cant continue this post without sounding racist so I'll end it here. But seriously, think about it... Jeez I wish we could do stuff this badass in real life :(

Loopy the Lurker

Life would be easier if..

Imagine if we could teleport. How much easier would life be?

• No need to buy gas or own a car
• People who need immediate medical attention would get it
• You're never late
• Shopping places would be seconds away

A perfect life! The only bad thing about it...

• Obese people
• Obese people
• Lazy people
• Obese people

Yeahhhh we got enough of that. Just a thought yanno?

Lurker the Loopy

CHOBOTS.

HELLO EVERYONE! I am back from vacation! I'll post about that later. Maybe. Anyway, today is August 8th.. guess what that is? NATIONAL PIE AND MOOFIN DAY LOL =3

sike.

You saw Musicmaker's post. 1 year ago from today, Chobots shut down. So today, I decided we should take a walk through memory lane. I went through all of my .com files and found a bunch of random clips and pictures. Yes, I know a memories video was already made. But I'm not going to let all of my Chobots files go to waste and I refuse to just post them in one giant blog post. So without further adieu, here is my memories video. Make it large so you can see the pictures clearly
 Yes I am aware it is now August 9th as I post this but LETS JUST PRETEND I POSTED THIS YESTERDAY OKAY 

Beautiful, isn't it? :') Straight from the heart, Dawg.

While the topic of Chobots is still about, I wanna quickly talk about Chobots.net.
Before I say anything, let me just show you a few screenshots I took.

 

Okay so first of all, what the fuck is this shit? LMAO nothing says "fuck you" like making an illegal copy of a website and making it corny as hell. Those outfit designs (the ones that cost actual money.. HA OKAY) look like they were made on paint. The homepage and main blog look like some shitty artiseer design that people used to put on their blogs. If you spent legitimate money on a fucking chat bubble, I don't care who you are, I hate you. Not to mention that the majority of the staff of this website are rejects and/or hackers from .com. Hmm.. coincidence? I think not. Does anyone else think that Chobots.com was ruined intentionally so that this pile of shit could take over? I'm starting to think so. You know what everyone says about Chobots.net? That it's a homeschooled jungle-freak who's a less hotter version of Chobots.com. Mean girls reference anyone? No? Ok..

Lastly, has anyone actually gone into this game and played? Let me just tell you right now, DON'T. All you're going to see is a bunch of fake little bitches. As soon as you make an account and log on you get bombarded with "HI HOW CAN I HELP YOU YOU'RE NEW DO YOU NEED HELP LET ME GET YOU A TOUR =)" I can feel you all virtually breathing down my neck. You all are so pathetic! You all act like you just RANDOMLY found out about .net and never went on .com. You were all losers on .com and you know it. You just see .net as an opportunity to start over and try to make it big time. That way, you can boss everyone around! That's how you wanted it on .com, right? Yeah, still not gonna happen. You may as well just act like you did on .com; stupid and annoying. Keep it real, guys. I SEE YOU. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You can run but you can't hide from.. DA SHADE.

Well with that  lovely rant, I'd like to end this post. TOODLES!

~Julz~
(real nigga wussup)

P.S: Thanks so much for taking care of the blog while we were gone, Music! We really appreciate it and you did a great job making nice, consistent posts. :)

OH GOD THEY'VE ARRIVED

We all have that one friend that tries so damn hard to be "different" and acts like they're sooooo misunderstood. Then they try to act like they're depressed n shyt and then take pictures with those cheesy captions that say cheesy stuff. These people are what we now call hipsters. 

Yes, I know. They're terrifying. We all hate hipsters. We ALL do. And to tell you the truth, your friends that act like this aren't even hipster. They're just wannabe hipsters. UNLIKE ME I'M A TRUE ASS HIPSTER I WAS HIPSTER BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM. Jayyy kayyy. Fuck all the hipsters. They're ruining our world with their stupid shit. You can basically find them everywhere trying to get noticed for liking something first. YOUTUBE WILL BE OUR FIRST CASE OF THE HIPSTERITIS. 

See? ^ Even Dylan11082390573209 agrees with me. 

*You're. Aren't you a special little shit for liking it? FYI people who are 90's kids were teenagers in the 90's which would now make them adults, making it OH FUCKING KAY FOR THEM TO GET KNOCKED UP AND HAVE CHILDREN. 

lol Dumb shit. If you look at it closely you'll see the only two things shown are Sesame Street and the Teletubbies. Lemme point out a few things to you "90's kids" (Cough, wannabe hipsters) Sesame Street was conceived in the mid-late 1960's and continues to be aired even in 2012. Now the Teletubbies. This was conceived in the late 1990's, and it's most likely that the person who made this GIF was only a child in the 1990's, not, a teenager. Therefore this person is NOT a 90's kid. Neither are any of you. 

SURPRISE BITCHES. Any of you who thought you were a 90's kid, get that shit out of your head and think straight.

People who make shit like this and comment shit like that are wannabe hipsters. Chances are, some of you reading this are wannabe hipsters too. In that case GTFO. lolJk. I still hate love each and every one of you bastards :D No really, I do love you. 

Beware of dumb people like this and make sure you're not one of them

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

PEOPLE SUCK

Hey, I'm going to admit, I am an introvert and quite anti social. In fact whenever I come 6 feet near a person I'm all..."GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ALLERGIC TO PEOPLE?"

I don't know how I lasted 9 years in school. I should've died years ago. Admit it, people on the internet are so much better (most of the time). Really though. They relate to you better and you can have a ladi dadadaa time without even leaving your freaking room. And then they usually like the things you like and then both of you are like

IN REAL LIFE IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET PEOPLE TO LIKE THE SAME THING AS YOU. People in real life suck. Internet rox. Anyone else feel like this at times? Where you just hate everyone in real life and you just wanna go rant to your little internet friends n shit? I KNOW I DO!!!! Be honest too. Yall know what I mean

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

CRACKATOWAH!

Yanno those school scene in movies where there's a science fair? And there's always that one kid that does a baking soda volcano? 

In my 12 years of being in school (including kindergarten), I have never ever been forced to make a volcano model. Just sayinnn....

Loopy the Lurker

LA LA LAAA!!! *glass breaks*

This is more like an opinion post...

Do you really think it's possible to improve singing skills?

Personally, I don't think so. Singing isn't like dancing, where you can practice in front of a mirror and see what you're doing right or wrong. Your voice box is something inside of you. You either suck at it or you don't. You can't change your voice or how high and low it reaches. Sure, you can drink tea to soothe your throat, but you will still suck no matter how hard you practice. Which is why I think singing lessons are a waste of time. That's just my opinion...sorry if I hurt any of your dreams to become a future pop star or wutever :(

But hay...maybe I'm wrong. What do you think?

Loopy the Lurker