happy birthday ohorny!

So when I walked into Spanish class...this is what I saw on the board.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY O HORNY!

It actually says "Happy Birthday JOSH COURTNEY" but it just pleasantly turned into something post-worthy! The yellow obviously didn't show up well enough :D lolololol

Loopy the Lurker

The worst creation ever..CONTINUED!

Aight guys, here's the continued version of the facebook post. Sorry it took so long..I got kinda lazy and yeah I don't spend 24/7 on facebook. So here it is

Celebrity obsessed idiots: Those morons who obsess over celebrities and are crazy enough to put that celeb as their profile pic. Morons.

 Fight starters: These people who make their statuses obviously about you. (In this case this isn't about me) These are one of the people I hate most. They just need to stfu and stop starting stuff. And they wonder why they're so hated

Attention seekers: These people make statuses about their looks just to have people disagree with them and call them pretty, awesome, etc. Btw, this girl IS ugly. Those people need to unlike her status.

Wannabe singers??: These are the people who put their statuses as lyrics all the freaking time.

 What: Ok I don't even know what to call this. These people just make no sense at all. LOL 1 YEAR OLD VOICE! LOL 2 YEAR OLD VOICE! Idiot, you couldn't even talk back then. If you're gonna put that on someone's wall, make sense. Also, wasn't the others your voice too? Durp. Shoulda put (My current voice)

And this is it. This was mostly a rant about those idiots on facebook I severely hate. Thanks for reading and actually keeping up with this!

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

You disgust me gucci.

BAHAHAHAHA IM DYING!! I literally sat back and laughed when I saw this post from Gucci's blog:

Thank you rosey2000 for that sweet comment!

First off, Gucci you have no room to call us idiots. You ALWAYS use the excuse of 'I got hacked =(' whenever you screw up. This is like ur millionth time. Im tired of you. Honestly, we TRY to be nice to you but u keep running back to trouble. I stuck up for your dumbass when kibbles and some other kid was making fun of you. This is the thanks I get? Haha obviously you cared enough to post about it.

Secondly, why in the world did you announce to everyone that you got hit in the mouth by a boy? I would feel sorry if you weren't so irritating. Maybe you're as annoying in real life as you are on Chobots? Not surprised.

Third, can you STOP obsessing over yourself and gucci? Like seriously, you put a picture of yourself on your header AND your dog (which kinda looks like a black blob up there). I love myself too, but I would never go this far.

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Unfortunately, the dude royalemo who filmed gucci 'getting it on' got banned, thanks to the OTHER green moron. Click HERE to see the video. The description of the video was pretty amazing too. If I were william, I would quit chobots cus basically everyone who's not a noob hates him. How could one little green monkey cause so much damage?

I ♥ crappy editing!

Loopy the Lurker

Mail..you gotta love it

Ok sooo I received some pretty interesting things in my email this week. 

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 First is this HILARIOUS video of guccigirl17 and royalemo cybering. Make sure you watch the end of the vid cause this kid is HILARIOUS!! It might be hard to see so i recommend you watch it on youtube.

This is why 10 year olds shouldn't cyber. I hope they used protection. TROLOLOLOL!! No, but I really suggest you don't do anything stupid on chobots cause: 
1) Random people like royalemo could be recording you
2) It's really easy to get banned on chobots nowadays
3) Stupidity can be a burden 
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And now some amazing pics that sharlotta drew us :) 

Daaaammmn don't they just look adorable? Thanks sharlotta!! We love the pics! :D

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I love mail :') If you guys have anything awesome, stupid, funny, or something worth mentioning in a post, just send us your shit at shrinkychick@gmail.com. 

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

POO!

Have you seen oop? I have. In my toilet every friday after burrito night. SIKE! But where have we seen this game being played before? OH THAT'S RIGHT! WITH JESSIE AND HIDER! Phenomenal idea william, we have never played this game before. You're just the god of fun. Just like you are the god of humor

You truly are a comedy wizard

This gets disturbing after a couple of seconds. 

In other news, dear ghoni -or as i like to call him, gonorrhea, a type of STD- is hacking again. Silly kid doesn't know when to stop. I dunno...remember the law suits? Yeah, he's pretty much ruining this for all of you with law suits. I say we go to his house and jam his head into his printer. 

I'm ready. 

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

FAIL DANECOCK :3

I HATE HATE HATE DANECOCK. HES SO ANNOYING. HE SPAMS SHIT, MAKES THOSE STUPID FART NOISES ON XAT, ADVERTISES HIS FUGLY BLOG TOO MUCH, AND ACTS LIKE AN ASDKK.

Since we hate him so much, I feel like we should get to know more about Danecock. :)

Name: Danecock

Lives in: Costa Mesa, Orange County, California.

IP Address: 76.243.139.150

If you track his IP address, it says he lives in Beverly Hills.

Also, if you track his longitude and latitude, which is:

Latitude: 34.0749 Longitude: -118.3997

this is where hes located:

He claims to be in Newport beach or Costa Mesa, whatever, but you never know if hes lying or not.

I know what you're thinking. Where is a picture of danecook? Well, heres an edited version of him.

Credits to Boy11.

I do not know where the original copy is, BUT SCARY SHIT ISN'T IT?

Have a great day :D

-Twolegers

TROLLING

I'd like you all to see this strange girl who was talking to my bestie blix. (Thanks blix for sending me this pic) 

TROLOLOL!!! YOUR LEG IS BEAUTIFUL!?! SO IS YOUR NECK!?!?!? That's the dumbest way to approach a person. Silly children these days...so desperate.

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I have a new video for all of you out there! It's a 7wizards video. (hides in corner with a giant L on forehead) Sike naw but really, check it out. I got bored and i dont think anyone's ever tried making a parody out of 7wizards.

I have no shame. You guys should do vids like this! It's much easier than vids on chobots. It took me only about 20 minutes. By the way, what happened to all the amazing chobot video makers? If anyone has a vid they'd like to share, comment it and if we like it, we'll put it in the featured video.

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

I didnt do nutthin

This is a fail on Tina and the other mod who banned me and Shrinky. So on Saturday, someone sent out a spaceship advertising this blog for us (which included one bad word in the ship). We OBVIOUSLY didn't do it, but some stupid mod failed to recognize that and banned us. The idiots don't check chat logs anymore. We asked her why we were banned and this was her response:

Im sick and tired of Tina linking the damn rules in every message. I NEED LEGIT RESPONSES. Im just gonna give up emailing support. Anyways, Tovictory knew we didn't do it. She understood our situation and fixed the problem. I mean....you cant really trust a person who names their chobot tinaGOTHIC to help you out.

Thats kinda intimidating. Chobots Team better be grateful for having Tovictory on their side. They were soo close to running out of reasonable people. Speaking of Tovictory...look at some new magic she made! We got a sneak peak :D Raining flowers and the Cho-band!

The flowers are soooo pretty!!! Nice work!
BTW, its officially summer for me! WOOOOOP!!

WUT NOW!! Longest year of my life. phewwww
Loopy the Lurker

PIMPINNNN

Well well well..you know that hat feather julz posted about a few days ago? Well me and fruity were trolling on google images trying to find where we saw that hat and why it looked so familiar. Take a look at the similarities at these 2 hats. 

Now, i know what you are thinking. "OH MY GOT IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME!!" That's because it is. If you go on google images and type in "Pimp hat" this should show up as 1 of the first results. Wow..chobots is selling kids pimp hats? That's sooo rated pg. They might as well be selling hoes for people to own. I got dibs on love1000. I got my pimp slapping hand ready. 

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Must...not...break...keyboard

Apparently, everyone could gift and kick this morning...again :S It was insane! I disguised myself as a noob so nobody would bother kicking me BAHAHAH

It worked :D Everyone moved to the park cus they were freakin out. I bet yourbestfriend started it. Haha what a baby! Way to handle things like a man....

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Alright and now William. Where do I begin? As if he wasn't unoriginal enough, he just HAD to copy Shrinky's video and make it lame. Like for reals...she worked hard on that shiz and got frustrated alot with it. Then the doodoo-dunder-head makes his own stupid version, CLEARLY attempting to mock us. UNBELIEVABLE. He just loves getting our attention. William you better PRAY to God that I dont get a ticket to England or wherever you live.

I'm sorry for not linking the lame vid. IM LAZY! You can search it up. His lyrics at the end said, "I hope Shrinky doesn't think I'm copying her." WELL WTF DO U EXPECT US TO THINK? THAT UR ORIGINAL? ROFL WRONG MISTER! But ya know what's funny? I love how he only replies comments to Doll. I seriously think he has a thing for her. All she said was 'LOL.' 

Chill your horn balls William...sike you dont have any ya trick. And I KNOW you're reading this. You're a major stalker. I am too but at least I have the balls to admit it.

Thats why im...

Loopy the Lurker

*UPDATE*

Look what a little birdy sent me...

 DUDE SERIOUSLY? Yeah you copied...."ITS NOT COPYRIGHTED"? That is the DUMBEST excuse for copying ever. I would rather you say "Yeah I did it to piss them off" than make up some copyright excuse. Omg william you're so dumb...I cant even...ugh.

PS. William you dumb fart, all youtube videos have copyright to it. William eres hijo de puta britanica con retraso. Ir al infierno.

U AND WHAT ARMY?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA -OBNOXIOUS LAUGH-

Looks like Pokemon has crossed over to the dark side guys!!! HAHAHAHAHA I sat here and laughed out loud for 30 entire seconds!! Remember, pokemon is a deadly hacker now so you guys must be nice to him and bow down to him and serve him fruits and kiss his nubby chobot feet! -whistle- I like how he signed off his name. He declared himself the hacker so it MUST be official!!

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Seriously, shut up.

Hey everyone!

So I was just on chobots, having a good time, then this annoying 10 year old comes up and accuses me of making a guest account saying... i dunno, CAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT.

Love1000, stop making accounts, stop trying to be cool and blend in with others, stop trying to get attention, and please stop lying, cause your fail badly at lying.

Then later she talks about spanish, so i asked her about a spanish word 'pies', which means foot. So I ask her, and shes like brb. FAIL FAIL YOU USE GOOGLE TRANSLATOR. 

FAIL FAIL FAIL. NOW STFU AND DIE IN A BLACK HOLE.

the end.

-Twolegers

Chobos is a... RIP OFF!!

Ok im sick of seeing this chobos crap on my dashboard. There's this 'new game' coming out called chobos. It's EXACTLY like chobots except without the t. "OOOH WE DELETED THE T!! IT'S NOT COPYING CHOBOTS!! LOL THE NAME IS DIFFERENT!! LOLOLOL!!"
No. Just no. This is unacceptable.

 Let me tell you what it takes to make a game. I know cus my science teacher's husband is a game maker. 

1. It takes years of college
2. It takes hundreds or thousands of dollars (depending on how professional ur game is)
3. Copyright 
4. Professional designers
5. Sponsors (people who support ur game and pay for ur stuff)

And yeah lots more.... This is only the basics to making a game. I LAUGH at this little 'Chobos' crap. Please just stop embarrassing yourself if you work on this blog. And seriously...u could've chosen a more creative name. For those of you thinking about making a game. PLEASE GO THROUGH THE LEGIT STEPS TO MAKING IT. Eventually you will lose interest in it too.

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block