HURRICANE SANDY!!!

So there's this big bad hurricane going around called Hurricane Sandy. How the fuck am i supposed to take a hurricane seriously when they call it Hurricane Sandy. It's supposed to be huge too. If you're gonna name a large hurricane something, name it "Hurricane Shitsticksyou'reallfuckingscrewedi'mgonfuckyallup" It's more intimidating yes? What i think of when i hear of this hurricane

Google is the best. Plus look at this twitter account and die

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Do you believe?

We recently watched an Animal Planet documentary on...

MERMAIDS!

-Dun dun duuuuunnnnn- 

Here's the hour and a half long documentary.

So seriously. Take time to watch this. There's actual sound recordings and 2 phone recordings of these "mermaids." But of course, the damn government is keeping some sort of secret from us. They've been confiscating evidence from scientists. I'm kinda open-minded about other intelligent beings out there now. Except for aliens cus I feel like red-necks are just seeing things lololol

Loopy the Lurker

Enhancing your vocabulary

Feel like a dummy with your mediocre language and words? NOT A PROBLEM! This is a session of...

ENHANCING YOUR VOCABULARY

No way! WAY! Today's word is...

Definition: To drink
The great thing about this word is that it sounds like queef: a vajayjay fart. Well what do you know? You just learned 2 words in 1 session! Here's some fun ways to use the word quaff.

• If I aint quaffin, I aint livin.
• I was so exhausted, my body had to quaff.
• Betty was addicted to quaffing.
• Sometimes it's hard for me to stop quaffing, even though I know I've had enough.

If you can find any fun ways to use this word, leave us a comment! 

This has been an Enhancing Your Vocabulary session with Shrinky!


A little something extra: Tell your English teacher "I NEED TO QUAFF!" See if they know what you're talking about!