Blood has been shed.

I don't know how to break it to you guys but

...I'm a murderer. 

It all started when I was driving down the road minding my own business. Then I see a squirrel running towards the street. The car in front of me ALMOST hits the squirrel, but the squirrel turns around. So I'm thinkin "hey yanno what? that squirrel is smart!"

I keep driving, thinking that the squirrel is long gone and off the street. I hear a tiny *ka-thump* but I say to myself, "No, it can't be, the squirrel turned around." I look in my rear view mirror and OH JEEZ I KILLED HIM. 

The tiny furball lying on the street. -crys-

Plz dont tell my mommy :(

that squirrel was NUTS! AhaAHaHAhA GET IT?

true story.

Coocoo for Cocoa puffs

Yanno they got a new movie coming soon about Abraham Lincoln killing vampires? Haha thats messed up. Who in the world writes about presidents killing vampires? HAHAHAH


Since it seems like every single stupid storyline becomes a movie nowadays, I'm going to write my own storyline and hope it becomes famous. *Ahem* ACTIVATE FANCY FONT! 


(If you can't read that font, then copy and paste it to word and change the font...also, you might need glasses)

There was once a little boy named Joey who was coocoo for cocoa puffs. All day, everyday, he just ate that delicious chocolatey cereal. It became his addiction. It got to a point where he stopped eating anything else, other than cocoa puffs, making him very weak. His worried parents put him in rehab.
 
While in rehab, Joey met a girl who was addicted to Froot Loops. Being in similar situations, they immediately became friends. They were in rehab for months. Eventually that friendship turned into ♥. They were married! 

Together, they created the ultimate breakfast cereal...the Cocoa Loops!

I know what you people are thinking. "Was she high when she wrote this?" No. I only drank a bit of wine earlier and it doesn't affect me. SO WADDAYA THINK? Better than presidents killing vampires.


Help me make it to Hollywood asswipes lolololol


Loopy the Lurker

Lets try something new :D

You people are gonna help me make a story :D

YIPPEE!!!

Here's how it's gonna work. I'll comment a sentence in the comment box, and the person after me will continue the story, and then the next person will continue it, etc. 

The rules?

• No more than 2 sentences per comment
• You can't comment more than twice
• Make the story rated PG 13 or less
• Comments with whack grammar will be removed
• I hope you people have good grammar lololol
• Seriously folks grammar is a wonderful thing

The story could go on forever...who knows! Make it as crazy as you want!

Loopy the Lurker

Where we make our success SPECIAL EDITION!

Have any of you ever fantasized about where we make our success happen? (If you know what i mean ;) Well..In this special edition post, I will show you exactly where it happens. In our special Shrinkychick Headquarters. 

That's right. In that mailbox. And if you zoom in on the mailbox you will get our headquarters!

Now you know where we make our posts! Congrats!

~Shrinky the annoyed kid on the block

Stardust

About a year ago, I found this really beautiful winter story (made with the Sims 2) on youtube....ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

Click HERE if it doesn't show up! I fell in love with this vid!

Loopy the Lurker

PS-HIP HIP HORRAY!!! We passed 333 followers :D 

Thanks so much!!!

My Day at B&N

Aight aight, yall will probably think this is boring, but it isn't. You get to spend a (virtual) day with me and my trip to Barnes and Noble! Ok so fruity and her friend needed to go there for this project, and I decided to come along since that place is my freaking heaven. So I go there and head straight for the legos table. IT WAS EMPTY! :D 

Obviously, with legos in front of me, I'm going to play with them. So i start to play and make a tank when this little girl sits across from me. I saw her eying my legos...that trick. Then another kid comes with his little brother and sit next to me. As the selfish person I am, I got mad. Later the boy left (I stole his godzilla) and it was just me and that little girl. Then as I turn around, I HEAR HER CUSS. This girl is like only 4-6. Since I'm a good child, I left, for I do not accept profanity in my life. (LOLOLOL) 

As I was walking to fruity and her friend, I saw some toys called SHRINKY DINKS!! :D I took a pic but, unfortunately, as I took a pic of all the interesting things, I later found out I can't upload them to my laptop :(

But yeah I'm gonna ask to get them for Christmas. 

And yeah, there's a big interval in there where I'm "helping" them research, when I had to take a major dump. I don't really feel comfortable taking dumps in public places, but yall, this was an emergency. My bladder and my freaking crack couldn't handle not taking a dump. I ran to the toilet, and to my relief, NO ONE WAS THERE! :D Then I took a major dump and ripped my crack apart. 

Sooo there you have it. Nothing else much interesting happened after that. (Besides the fact I found a table full of THG stuff..I started to hyperventilate when I saw it)

(I made this :D I had a better version but accidentally deleted it)

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Robert did it...

Okay I totally meant to post this TRUE scary story near Halloween, but the party distracted me. (Btw the party went well!) I found this story on the Travel Channel and decided to research it. What I found out, scarred me for life...FO LIFE! The story has to do with this fellow named Robert....

Like seriously, I needed Shrinky to sit beside me while I posted this.

Continue reading...if you're brave enough >:)


UPDATE: lolololol 99 brave people so far (Nov. 13)

"I got...99 problems."

A Story About Some Balls

This joke is not for the easily offended. You have been warned.

I think some of you have seen this, but if you haven't, please watch it. And I hope you'll get it. 
-Twolegers
P.s if you guys are lazy and don't want to waste 4.5 minutes watching this, I wrote it down.
So theres this guy, he goes to Rome and watches a bull fight. After the fight he sees this fancy resturant, and he sees a guy eating something that looks delicious and huge. So the guy asks the waitor if he can have what the other guys eating. so the waitor says "oh thats our special, its called bulls balls" so the man asks if he can order it, but they only have it every bull fight. So he gets on the waiting list for 3 months. So he leaves Rome. Three months later he comes back to the special restaurant. He waits at the table for his meal. When he gets the meal he sees it. he tells the waitor "sir, 3 months ago when i saw this mean it was bigger and looked more delicious, these look like marbles, what happened?!" and the waitor says "I'm sorry, you know sometimes, the bull wins"

IMMA SURVIVOR!!!

I know all of you are sick of hearing about Hurricane Irene, and I promise this will be the only post on here about it. SOOOOO...yesterday the hurricane hit pretty bad. 

 My internet kept going on and off and on and off (etc). So did the all the electricity. My main scare was the refrigerator. I was worried the food would spoil and i'd starve, but fortunately it didn't happen. Fruity was retarded enough to go driving out on the FLOODED...streets. She and my dad went to check on our grandparents. They were okay but the place was sooooooo flooded. So today we went strolling to find a new place for them. 

Anyways, on the way to church, 3 of the street lights were broken, so the cars were freestyle driving. Fortunately the inner redneck didn't kick in so we were ok on the roads. I saw an ass load of trees fallen down, but fortunately only 2 of them fell on the houses. I also saw 2 roofs gone, but I don't think anyone was severely injured. Soooo..remember yesterday when i said it wasn't that bad? Yeah well...i kinda lied. It's alright though, i promise that'll be the last lie.........Sike i just lied right there again. Lolz you're so gullible. Ok i'm just talking to myself now. Enjoy this beautiful picture i made.

Lolz it's me in the flood. So..what happened to yall?

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Parents+Chobots=??

What was your parents' first reaction to chobots? First time my dad saw me playing chobots he asked me which one was me and I pointed to a random noob.

My dad said "Dayum..why are you so ugly?" (except he said everything in Vietnamese) Then i went to my wardrobe for 10 minutes and he said "I don't understand the point of this." Then I went to the underground where people were fighting over the wall. He said "Eww, did you draw that? It looks ugly." I had to agree with him...it was really ugly. So then I checked my mail and my dad was like.."Who are you talking to?" I was like.."I dunno." He was like "So you're talking to strangers?" I said "I think so." After that, he left to go watch TV.

AND THATS MY TRUE STORY! My dad is awesome. Just like me. Thats how I got awesome. I was born a pure breed.

Soo..my question today is, What was your parents' first reaction to when they saw you playing chobots? Leave your stories in the comments below or on your blog. Make sure you link it.

the annoying kid on the block

The Hunger Games...Chobot style !!!

There's a new featured video at the bottom! It's our little trailer of a book called 'The Hunger Games'.....CHOBOTS version! Freaking awesome book yo. Sit down my children and I shall tell you wat the book is about.

So basically..it's about a place called Panem. It takes place in the future. There's this Capitol with 12 smaller surrounding districts. The Capitol is super rich and the districts are super poor. As a punishment from earlier rebellion, each district has to send 1 boy and 1 girl each year to the Hunger Games arena. In the arena, anything can happen. They all fight to the death until there is 1 winner. The book gets deeper and the main characters are Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark....of course a little bit of romance. 

I'm not gonna spoil all of it for you. Go buy the book and read it to find out the rest ;) ORRRR wait for the movie to come out
~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

GO READING!

You guys obviously dont know this because most of you are lazy (including me), but today is National Read Across America day! AKA Dr. Seuss's birthday! He's the author of a bunch of classic children's books! :') Easy books....those were the days!

Ya know...the last time I actually picked up a real book was months ago ROFL! To celebrate this day...here's a little story I made up in case you feel like reading :D

There once was a Chobot named Dave who found something that looked like green eggs and ham. His friend Burtha told him to eat it. He ate it and died. It was secretly poisonous unicorn poop. The green color of the food should've hinted that it was poisonous. Dave didn't know that because...he was colorblind. Lesson to be learned: don't listen to Burtha! THE END.

xfruityloopyx the lurker

The Girl Who Cried Hacker.

Hello boys and girls,

People of all races,

I am about to tell a wise story,

about a girl whom has several faces.

Though NONE of these faces,

are anything related to nice.

So lets just hope,

this chick gets a bad case of viral lice.

Who's the name of this evil Chobot,

you might have wanted to know?

Her name is Leyla11,

and yes, she certainly can put on a show.

It all started when she joined Chobots;

she greeted everyone with a frown.

Therefore everyone in Chobots hated her,

yep, you guessed it, everyone in town.

The situation grew bad,

Leyla started making up rumors to mention.

Things such as "William kissed Hiki!"

was sure to get her attention.

After telling rumors to a crowd,

an agent then appeared.

Everyone ran over to the agent,

as no longer was Leyla wearing a sneer.

Then an idea was created,

inside her crazy little head.

"Maybe if I make a rumor of myself,

I'll get the attention, instead!

"I GOT HACKED TODAY!"

Leyla screamed loud and proud.

"What? What's happening?"

Abrupt came commotion from the crowd.

"Yep, you heard me,

this is the third time this happened!"

Leyla told everyone this proudly,

But what was in store for her; Leyla hasn't imagined.

Proudly, Leyla logged off,

obviously filled with pride.

"I've done it, people believe me!"

She exclaimed, going to the park to take a stride.

Leyla soon came back,

to find all her items gone.

Nope, nothing was there.

Not even her mask of a fawn.

"NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"

Leyla shrilled with fear.

Perhaps her lie came back to haunt her,

for her 30 dollar wings were nowhere near.

"I JUST GOT HACKED, AGAIN!"

Leyla screamed to everyone in the Cafe.

"Yeah, right, you liar!"

said her old friend, 123Jay.

It looks as though,

Leyla's lies have became true.

This is why you don't lie about false things,

because perhaps this may happen to you.

-GaGa (Julz)