OH GOD THEY'VE ARRIVED

We all have that one friend that tries so damn hard to be "different" and acts like they're sooooo misunderstood. Then they try to act like they're depressed n shyt and then take pictures with those cheesy captions that say cheesy stuff. These people are what we now call hipsters. 

Yes, I know. They're terrifying. We all hate hipsters. We ALL do. And to tell you the truth, your friends that act like this aren't even hipster. They're just wannabe hipsters. UNLIKE ME I'M A TRUE ASS HIPSTER I WAS HIPSTER BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM. Jayyy kayyy. Fuck all the hipsters. They're ruining our world with their stupid shit. You can basically find them everywhere trying to get noticed for liking something first. YOUTUBE WILL BE OUR FIRST CASE OF THE HIPSTERITIS. 

See? ^ Even Dylan11082390573209 agrees with me. 

*You're. Aren't you a special little shit for liking it? FYI people who are 90's kids were teenagers in the 90's which would now make them adults, making it OH FUCKING KAY FOR THEM TO GET KNOCKED UP AND HAVE CHILDREN. 

lol Dumb shit. If you look at it closely you'll see the only two things shown are Sesame Street and the Teletubbies. Lemme point out a few things to you "90's kids" (Cough, wannabe hipsters) Sesame Street was conceived in the mid-late 1960's and continues to be aired even in 2012. Now the Teletubbies. This was conceived in the late 1990's, and it's most likely that the person who made this GIF was only a child in the 1990's, not, a teenager. Therefore this person is NOT a 90's kid. Neither are any of you. 

SURPRISE BITCHES. Any of you who thought you were a 90's kid, get that shit out of your head and think straight.

People who make shit like this and comment shit like that are wannabe hipsters. Chances are, some of you reading this are wannabe hipsters too. In that case GTFO. lolJk. I still hate love each and every one of you bastards :D No really, I do love you. 

Beware of dumb people like this and make sure you're not one of them

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

Warning: This topic is pretty gruesome and may be scary to you.

I'm sure some of you may have heard about the situation in Florida where this man was found literally eating a homeless person's face naked. When he was asked to stop by officers, he growled at them and kept on eating. If you haven't heard of this, click here to watch the report about it.

6 bullets! It took 6 bullets to kill the cannibal man. Now, the weird thing is, this isn't the only zombie-like case recently. This weird incident has been just one of many this month.. all in the glamorous "sunshine" state, Florida! However, one was not in Florida. Just yesterday in Hackensack, New Jersey, another wacky thing happened where someone threw pieces of their skin and intestines at police officers. 

You're probably wondering: What is causing this zombie-like behavior? The answer is mixed. Some say drugs, some don't have an explanation. If you click here, you'll find that some blogs are dead serious about this, too.


Scary stuff, right?


Whatever happens.. I'll make sure you all are on my side so we can all kick some zombie ass together.

-Julia

I almost died.

I almost died 2 nights ago. How you ask?

Earthquake? Attacked by thugs? Choking?

NOPE

Aiight so here's how it went down. I was all up in my room studying like a good child with my laptop, and I started hearing some noises. I thought someone was crawling around the floor trying to scare me. I got up to go check around and nothing was there. So I went back to my laptop and THERE IT WAS! An over-grown mosquito chillin on my laptop. I tried to blow it off but it was being lazy. Finally it started flying around. I grabbed my science book and started swingin it around lolololol...guess who won.

Oh yea and check out this pic I edited for a class campaign last semester....

Don't ask hehehehe

Loopy the Lurker