CHOBOTS.

HELLO EVERYONE! I am back from vacation! I'll post about that later. Maybe. Anyway, today is August 8th.. guess what that is? NATIONAL PIE AND MOOFIN DAY LOL =3

sike.

You saw Musicmaker's post. 1 year ago from today, Chobots shut down. So today, I decided we should take a walk through memory lane. I went through all of my .com files and found a bunch of random clips and pictures. Yes, I know a memories video was already made. But I'm not going to let all of my Chobots files go to waste and I refuse to just post them in one giant blog post. So without further adieu, here is my memories video. Make it large so you can see the pictures clearly
 Yes I am aware it is now August 9th as I post this but LETS JUST PRETEND I POSTED THIS YESTERDAY OKAY 

Beautiful, isn't it? :') Straight from the heart, Dawg.

While the topic of Chobots is still about, I wanna quickly talk about Chobots.net.
Before I say anything, let me just show you a few screenshots I took.

 

Okay so first of all, what the fuck is this shit? LMAO nothing says "fuck you" like making an illegal copy of a website and making it corny as hell. Those outfit designs (the ones that cost actual money.. HA OKAY) look like they were made on paint. The homepage and main blog look like some shitty artiseer design that people used to put on their blogs. If you spent legitimate money on a fucking chat bubble, I don't care who you are, I hate you. Not to mention that the majority of the staff of this website are rejects and/or hackers from .com. Hmm.. coincidence? I think not. Does anyone else think that Chobots.com was ruined intentionally so that this pile of shit could take over? I'm starting to think so. You know what everyone says about Chobots.net? That it's a homeschooled jungle-freak who's a less hotter version of Chobots.com. Mean girls reference anyone? No? Ok..

Lastly, has anyone actually gone into this game and played? Let me just tell you right now, DON'T. All you're going to see is a bunch of fake little bitches. As soon as you make an account and log on you get bombarded with "HI HOW CAN I HELP YOU YOU'RE NEW DO YOU NEED HELP LET ME GET YOU A TOUR =)" I can feel you all virtually breathing down my neck. You all are so pathetic! You all act like you just RANDOMLY found out about .net and never went on .com. You were all losers on .com and you know it. You just see .net as an opportunity to start over and try to make it big time. That way, you can boss everyone around! That's how you wanted it on .com, right? Yeah, still not gonna happen. You may as well just act like you did on .com; stupid and annoying. Keep it real, guys. I SEE YOU. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You can run but you can't hide from.. DA SHADE.

Well with that  lovely rant, I'd like to end this post. TOODLES!

~Julz~
(real nigga wussup)

P.S: Thanks so much for taking care of the blog while we were gone, Music! We really appreciate it and you did a great job making nice, consistent posts. :)

How about no

Okay, so I wasn't really on for the last few days... I have company over that I barely see so I'm sorry for not posting in, like, a week D: But for a 'sorry' gift, I'll do a reality check kind of thing

So, not to bring attention to Love (since she feeds off of it) but just tell me if you understand this conversation. Because I don't.

I'm sure Love's one of those fake noobs. These retards have been multiplying recently, and I now have no idea who to trust. SHARKS ARE EVERYWHERE, PEOPLE.

People have also been bringing up religion alot..

It did make me laugh, but DON'T discuss religion. It starts too much controversy, fights, etc. Don't Talk About Religion Sooo B Nice?

Also notice that chick is telling us what to do. Can I just say this? Stop telling me "OMG JULZ JUST BE NICE NO WONDER YOU WERE DE AGENTED OMG HAWHAWHAW I'M SO CLEVER"  I will act how I want to act. You're not even a moderator, you have no authority over me. I am perfectly fine unless you bother me, I'm just honest. No, you may not use the fact that I'm de agented in an argument. I know and don't care that I am. This goes for the other people who have regular people try to control them. NO NO NO. YOU AINT MAH MOTHER BEEYITCH

Lastly, STOP TALKING ABOUT WILLIAM! No, I'm not suddenly his friend, but ALL you guys are doing is GIVING HIM ATTENTION. I know we might mention him in our posts sometimes, but I am seeing blogs filled with posts about him. (Not naming the blogs because I'm THAT nice) 

Really, it's your posts, not his. I am tired of people and their constant nonstop gossip about William.

That's all I got to say about that. HERP DE DERP SHMERPPPP 

-GaGa (Julz)

Reality Check 9

Hey, again. This is the 9th week doing reality check.. WOW. Haha, I have no life.

Ok, first thing (the thing I'm sure you all are talking about) is this video I made yesterday. ALL the agents are mad at me (atleast the ones that are exposed.. hehehe) But really, Cheweh should be the only one mad at me. He was OBVIOUSLY ignoring me, talking to an agent instead. Here's the vid, if somehow you didn't see it, LOL.

Yea. Cool stuff. Anyways, this is just a little awakening where I'm trying to point out to agents to do their jobs.

That brings me to a certain agent.. SIGHTENS. Me and fruity were just minding our own buisness when sightens begs us to make new youtube accounts and sub for him. Now, you earn your subs.. that's how Fruity, Shrinky, and I (and unfortanetely William has double as many subs) have like 200. We actually earn them. Don't get me wrong, he does to, but we don't go around doing 'sub 4 subs' or begging for subs.

Here's some pics...

Wow. Gotta love this generation of Agents

Eh. Next, I wanna talk about the "Emo" people. *COUGH* SEAN AND REBOK *COUGH*The people on cho that send out a billion messages on how they hate their lives, cut themselves, blah. That is soo stupid, because you know what? You should be grateful you have fresh water, food, oxygen (lol), shelter, a healthy lifestyle, and a family that *hopefully and most likely* loves you. There's starving kids in Africa right now, THEY WANT YOUR FOOD.

That's a dorky picture I made like a week ago.

Soo you all know how I say luff and Julz says lahv. Well people have been trying to make up their own ways of saying love, and unfortunately, its a fail.

Lurve was the funniest one that I've heard x) You guys are funny, but seriously! You dont have to make your own way of saying love. LOVE is a strong enough word by itself! Just like how we LOVE you :D see? wasn't so bad rite

So everyone has their own opinion of things. You guys comment alot of your personal opinions, but you don't have to swear to let your thoughts out. I admit we've had some swearing problems before, but we've gotten over that. You dont have to swear to get attention! Here, we listen to all of your opinions...weither its good or bad :) Thats the beauty of freedom of speech!

.....And then comes the haters x( Not everyone is gonna have the same opinion as us. Typical chobots that disagree with us usually chase us around cafe street and nag about how we are 'rude chos' or wutever you wanna call us. If you don't agree with us then just private chat us about it. Don't yell around cafe street making a bigger deal out of something (LUVLIE). Cafe street is a big place for big talk. Don't let the papparazzi get to ya!

That ends it for this week ;)

~Gaga and the lurker

Reality Check.. 6? 7?

Hey everyone, welcome to reality check 7. I think. Anyway, I

've basically ran out of things to say, so Fruity and Shrinky are going to help me with this. Plus, they have a funny point of view.

Anyways, let's start off with William. Wow. I don't know where to start.. jeez. I'm gonna try to be nice here. William is a.. 14 year old brittish boy, who makes videos. He's the same age as me, but claims he's 6 times better than me because he has an education in England.

At 14, his videos are on songs for little kids. He has the same effects as EVERYONE ELSE (INCLUDING CHECK POINT CHOBOTS), but his videos get featured on the Chobots Blog. Um.. yeah. I did the reasearch, and this boy has broken a BUNCH of rules. Let's just see what rules he has broken.

1. William even told me 'William' is his real name. Infact, a lot of people know that. But isn't he braking a rule there?

..I guess Chobots team let this one slide. Tsk tsk..

2. This picture got around alot, and let me just tell you that William should NOT be making little girls cry

The rule says:

Wow. I don't know what mods have done about that. He acted like the girl he was talking to was mental! Does anyone realise that he's not like this to guys? Hmm.. >_>

3. This is probably them most important rule of all, and basically the majority of the people on this blog got in trouble for this. THIS IS NOT AN EDITED PICTURE. I was skyping with an Agent (Who asked to be unnamed, so he whited out his

name e.e) and he gave me this picture.

The rule says:

WOW! William, we are ASHAMED! For reals. A moderator claimed this isn't a bad word in England, but as many Brittish people as Chobots contains, Chobots isn't England! :O

William broke 3 major rules! Severe dissapointment from Check Point Chobots, man. SEVERE DISSAPOINTMENT. 3 strikes and yer out, William. I don't know why the moderators are so on-top of what we do, but aren't paying attention to this. This is a moderator, FOR GOODNESS SAKES.

SHRINKY'S TURN!!

Can you believe that chobots traded in Rockemall Steet for ROBOTS ARENA!?!?

Who would want to trade in a place for chobots where you can dance and hang out with frands for a place where you battle as hard core robots with sticks in your hand? Its just extreme rock, paper, scissors.

Last but not least, FRUITY!!! Im gonna make this short and sweet.

I've always been afraid to talk about this, but do you see the mouth of the Chobot at Sweet battle? 8 Umm wut does this look like to u? I think it need to be re-arranged.

That ends the reality check for this week! 8)

-GaGa, the lurker, and the annoying kid on the block

Reality Check...5? Am I rite?

HAY THAR PEOPLE!

This is the only time I'm taking Julz's place with reality check cus shes in California having fun 8) BWAHAHAH ur stuck with me now!

Lets start off with people who constantly win items at a young age...

Perfect example would be itunes, options, and this new person I found named Sparklybluez...

Well OBVIOUSLY they aren't brand new people to Chobots. They are probably someone that have played chobots before and they're trying to start a new life with a new reputation. Tsk tsk...its easy to figure these people out. Idk about you guys but when I was age 18...I looked like this

Thats me on the right and Shrinky on the left :') Arent we cute?

Next topic! Have you ever gotten annoying mail from someone that said this?

(Example)

And then it said this...

BAHAHAHA and then 8 minutes later they come back and send this...

Its not that your friends dont miss you. ITS THAT WE KNOW YOUR GONNA COME BACK IN A FEW MINUTES! I have 2 words for these kind of people...

Last topic... People who constantly do music vids on Parry Gripp songs (Burgerox)

He asked me to be in his vid and I literally BEGGED him not to do a Parry Grip songs. If you don't know who Parry Grip is...search it up.

Im so sick of Parry Grip! All he sings about is tomatoes, hamsters, iphones, and lame stuff! Then Burgerox just HAD to do a billion music vids on it. He wonders why he doesn't have much subscribers e.e Your answer...PLEASE GET NEW MUSIC! Hmm I wonder what his ipod looks like..

Yup..this is EXACTLY wut it would be :) "We dance to a different disco" Not some lame parry grip chiz >.> Well thats all for now I guess! :D

Oh yea...and check out Hermione123's I'm a Chobot pic that we got from her!

Adorable!! :D Dont you think? Heres ur Shrinkified photo!

xfruityloopyx the lurker

Reality Check 4!

Hey. It's that time of the week again! Hahaha.. that sounded so cheesy. Sorrrrry.. brainfarts. Like really.. I can't think of ANYTHING to talk about right now. Anyways, let's start off about Chasewest. Chasewest, if you see this, may I ask.. WHY ARE YOU SO AWKWARD???

You do all these weird faces like:

o-o x3 o.e

I was creeping on my secret account in the crowd and i took, yanno, just a FEW pictures of her little faces she makes. Isn't she like 20? Well, atleast she looks like she is. Should a 20 year old be doing all these stoopid little faces?

Yeah, just stop Chasewest, just stop. It's not even somewhat cute. Just stop.

Let's talk about support now, shall we? I sent support 3 FLIPPIN emails about how I lost my chat. They just keep ignoring it! What ignorant adults. They should atleast have the maturity to answer my emails. Even if they do use an awful lot of caps and angry gestures.

Ooooook, lets take a trip through memory lane..

*SIGH* Remember when chobots music was just like this... click here...

Oh.. when Chobots started getting weird :')

When everyone on Chobots were so nice, and parties had no spammers :')

Don't you remember when you used to click an emotion and your face would change?I remember William's face would always have this super shocked looking look, like he had a stick shoved up his rear end or something. It looked like this:

Lastly, what's with the people who stand at the top of cafe street and act like they're the boss of Chobots? And if you notice, you say one weird thing they all go "o-o" at the same time. It's very funny, actually. I do it all the time. Especially Chasewest and Ilovecookiezz. Chasewest and her little "x3" 's.. ERGH!!

Ilovecookiezz usually acts like she's so "bad" and sarcastic, but in reality she's like 10. I watched zingoyeller tell her off today. Good times.

Let's talk about Zingoyeller. This guy IS GOD!

He gets a random army of white people. More and more people join him every time. Me and Gert (I haven't seen Gert in forever, though) are supposively their parents? Haha, idk. I haven't seen Gert in soo long.. like a month.

He dresses in like a really short burgandy haircut and colorful striped pants now, but he used to be in all white with his army. Either way, he's hilarious. And I'm his mother and.. I'm.. -voice crack- so proud of my baby :')

Well, that's all for this week you worthless pieces of trash! Haha, jk, lahv yas. Anyways.. uhm yeah. Ciao.

-GaGa (Julz)

Reality Check 3!

Sigh.. here I am again. Doing this 3rd Reality Check for you sad, lifeless people.

JK! I lahv you all x) Unless your name is Asdkk, William, Fizzeh, Seether, Pcchip, or Neon20. Then, I don't lahv you and stop reading this post. THAT'S ONLY TO THEM THOUGH. Not you awesome people.

This Reality Check contains some confusing, teen/adult stuff that you may not understand. If you don't get it, that's alright. JUST DON'T ASK YOUR PARENTS. IT WILL LEAD TO AN AWKWARD CONVERSATION. TRUUUST ME.

Ok, enough with confusing you guys. Here's the real deal.

First of all, I'd like to talk about people on Chobots trying to be "bad" and "rebellious". These are the most dorkiest Chobots ever. They just want attention by shouting stuff like "GEY" or "F U C.. *you know the rest*" You guys need to stop giving these wannabes attention.

See this person? Hikiscks (AKA Hikisucks) spelled out an organ I'm sure you all giggle at. There is no way that that is bad, that word is just human nature. This is obviously a 10 year old who just discovered what this means, and is giggling at the computer while everyone else just rolls their eyes. (That would be me, rolling my eyes) I wish that person good luck for when they're older and being teased for being loud, obnoxious, and hairy. Enough said.

Onward with the reality check. ONLINE DATING. There is WAY too much of this. People do stoopid stuff like -kisses- and other gross stuff and just sits there and sulks in the fake love in their computer chair. As you all know, I got de agented for this. One thing, I never dated on CHOBOTS, that's just sick. Like really. Ew. Everyone has had a little thing on the computer or like dated online somewhere else such as Xat. And if they do, it's like a one day thing, where you date and then 'break up' because you realize how stupid you're being. ONLINE DATING IS STUPID, PEOPLE. IT'S NOT GOING TO GET YOU

ANYWHERE IN LIFE. GET OUT, BE SOCIAL, AND MAKE FRIENDS.. FLIRT, KISS, AND YANNO.. OTHER STUFF.

DON'T BE AFRAID OF LIFE AND SOCIALIZING, JUST HIDING ON YOUR COMPUTER FAKE KISSING EVERYONE! THAT'S FIZZEH'S JOB! Topic idea by evil genius, Alecwillis. Thanks Alec, LYLAB!

Here's another thing-- overprotection. I got a 15 MINUTE CHAT BANN for talking with fruity. About what? Disco Sticks. Yeah, IK you guys are going to be like "OMG, YOU PERV! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!" But the real thing we were talking about is this:

The stick right here that is lighting up.. is the Lady GaGa disco stick. She carries it around at her concerts, it lights up *as i just said rofl*, yadayadayada. I was talking about my Lady GaGa costume (If you wanna see it just pc me on Chobots, idm!) and Fruity asked if I was gonna make a disco stick. Apparently, some mod that's SUCH a "genius" chat banned me. Most

likely William or Jessie, this mod thought I was referring to male parts and kicked and chat banned me. May I just include that mods are SUPER dirty minded. How do they catch us secretly talk about dirty stuff? BECAUSE THEY'RE DIRTY MINDED.

Speaking of Trey, let's discuss his sister, Princess. AKA Prince. (Awesome nickname, honey bee) She doesn't quite live up to her name. She's nasty, sarcastic, and called me "snotty" I'm not quite covered in snot.. at all.. so I guess she meant snobby. Either way, SHE'S the real snobby one.

We always get in fights and she says things that she thinks sound smart like, "Thanks for saying that, it's sweet of you to care of me! :]" Oh, isn't she such a DOLL?! She says things that she thinks is funny, while everyone else just stands there pretending to laugh, because she's an agent. Just like her brother.. pale, favorites Fizzeh a little too much, sarcastic, thinks they're cool, homeschooled, and has no friends.

Update: I just fought with her. Look what happened!

That's what I get for fighting with a mods sister. NICE TO KNOW HER WITTLE BROVER HAS GOT HER BACK! -pinches Prince's cheeks- GOO GOO GA GA!

Well that's all for now. Sorry for making it so late, I only did it to tease you guys! Then I realised it was a bad idea when everyone was hastling me in PC about it.

-GaGa (Julz)

P.S: HOLY LADY GAGA. CHECK OUT THESE PICS ICEY MADE. THEY'RE.. THEY'RE.. BEAUTIFUL. RATE AN AWESOME AND COMMENT FOR ICEY, PUH LEASE? ;D

THEY'RE SO CAYOOT!!! BLERG! LAHV YOU ICEY!

P.S.S: Sorry. I edited this and made it more kid-appropriate. I apologize to those who were getting confused with the stuff I was referring to, it won't happen again. :)

Reality Check 2.0

Hello, Chobots! Chobot (Trey) here! Hah, sike. He wishes he were me. 
Anyway.. this starts me off with my first topic-- moderators.

It's infamous for people NOT to like moderators (including me) but yet some people like them.. which personally, I think they just want to be the moderators 'BFF' so they can get the golden ticket to their friendship and a higher ranking in Chobots Society. In shorter words, people kiss up to moderators to earn their friendship, agentship, etc.

This would bring me to a Chobot (Now an Agent) named, "Burgerox" Hah, what a fantastic name right? *Sarcasm Intended* This is an annoying 10 year old that only and I mean ONLY talks to moderators and agents (See picture above) Not EVER have I seen him help, or even let alone TALK to someone who doesn't have a show-offy badge on their playercard. NOT ONCE! But how did he become an agent? By kissing up to mods and agents.

This is the key, children. KISS UP TO PEOPLE OF HIGHER AUTHORITY AND WIN A BADGE! YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO HELP OUT LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO DESERVE BADGES DO! WAHOO!

Next, lets talk about the faces people make on Chobots.

You see guys, there's this emotion bar that you use to make these faces. You have the right to type, and trust me, you're lucky for that. Don't waste it on going "o-o" because honestly, it makes me want to smack you through the computer. Here's the faces on this emotion bar.

Cute huh? I suggest using these..

Next, I'd like to discuss a Chobot named, "Asdkk" This upcoming picture may scare many children under the age of 10. So if you are 10 or younger, I suggest preparing for a quite shocking image.

UGH, just look at it. Standing there, polluting chobots with his fishy stench. Let me also remind you of his slimy yellow teeth that he never brushes! GROSS! Who knows where that paintbrush has been? He could of wiped his butt with that, you know. And that rose.. it actually sprays out a toxic gas that stimulates Chobots' brains into thinking it's okay to dress up in masks like his. ICK. What he does is attempt to tell off people in a way where people try to make up his words (since they're all spelled INCORRECTLY; POORLY EDUCATED CHILD!) and then leaves to make it look like he won. But oh, my furry green bad-fasion-tasted friend, the battle has just begun.

Wow, and it turns out I just got kicked out and a 12-forever (idk which one) chat bann! Way to go mods, kicking and chat banning me for getting in an argument where I wasn't even cursing in! Good to know you're not abusing your powers! :) *MORE SARCASM INTENDED*

I hope William and Jessie and Trey (Chobot) see this post, because I would like to tell them to first of all, stop dating. I got de agented for being ACCUSED of dating, but you don't even get caught? Too bad I'm the only one who realises you guys are hookin' up. Second of all, can you stop kicking and chat banning me forever EVERY chance you get? Wow, I get it, you got a shiny little badge that makes you do SPECIAL stuff. CONGRATULATIONS. Now go take your anger that you have no friends irl on someone else. I have better things to do then answer PC's saying "NO CHAT"

Anyways, I would like you all to realise when I tell you "NO CHAT" I'm not joking.

Like you guys PC me saying, "Hey!" and I'll say, "No Chat." But then you guys act like it's some kind of joke and are like "OMG, are you chat banned?!" It's kinda obvious I am. That's the most stupidest question ever and it irritates me SO MUCH. I wish there was more options on the Picture bar that would say, "Nah, I'm just faking a chat bann because it's THAT FUN!"

That's all for this week folks! Stay cool. But not too cool. Cause then you'll turn into a dork. It's just physics, ok? Gawd.

-GaGa (Julz)