Reasons why I'm great

Today i had a revelation about my greatness. Here is a list of reasons why I'm great. 

1. My name starts with the greatest letter which is J

2. I only use the greatest toilets

3. I make the greatest statuses on facebook

4. I have the greatest followers on our blog with the exception of maybe 20

5. I was born in the great month of July

6. I own the Great Barrier Reef

7. I eat with the greatest people ranging from Katy Perry to the great George Washington

8. I have a great dane as a pet

9. Great rhymes with grape and grape rhymes with rape which is not a very great activity to participate in

10. luv rok 22 o greatness
~Shrinky the great kid on the great block 

P-P-P-POLLY!

So before I had internet, Club Penguin, Chobots and all that stuff...guess what I played with? Polly Pockets :D It's actually all stored away in a closet that nobody uses in my house. Plus it's super hot up there so I literally haven't touched it since...years. Lemme show you mah huge collection heheh. (Click to enlarge any photo)

Top shelf: It's almost like a mixture between a zoo and Sea World. The animals can perform their own shows ^^ There's also a random rollar coaster heheh

Bottom shelf: The mall :D Where all the Pollys can stop for food and the latest fashion

This is the entertainment center where you can meet all the celebrities! All the concerts are also held here :D

This is the Ice Resort located on the cold mountain. Ice skating, skiing, chilling by the warm fire...we got it! The only way to get here is by riding a horse raised by the farm on the right :) You can also check out the other farm animals.

Home sweet home! The building on the left is my house and the one on the right belongs to Shrinky. We be pullin up in limos. PIMPINNNN $$$$

 Need to get out of Polly World? Just step into the cruise ship for all the best activities!

Would I say I'm embarassed about it? Nope. I had the greatest childhood ever and Polly Pocket contributed to it ^^ I'd spend hours building this city with Shrinky. It was the best way to spark some...

Loopy the Lurker

I'M NOT SCREAMING.

HEY! IT'S ALL CAPS DAY TODAY YANNO? I BET YOU'RE ALL READING THIS IN A SCREAMING SORT OF TONE HAHA. 

SPEAKING OF SCREAMING...YANNO WHAT'S A SIMPLE WAY TO FREAK PEOPLE OUT? JUST RANDOMLY SCREAM. I SWEAR IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!

I'VE DONE IT WHILE I WAS DRIVING MY FRIEND SOMEWHERE AND SHE ABOUT SHIT HERSELF LOLOLOL! SO IF ANY OF YOU DECIDE TO TRY IT, PLZ LET ME KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

LOOPY THE LURKER

Check it out

So today, I went to Philly with some friends. We were walking around, just watching the crazy hobos talking to themselves, eating some good food, feeding a bunch of insane pigeons, admiring peoples' artwork that they were selling on the streets, etc. etc. There was this one guy mixing some really good hip hop music so I went over to him and asked him if he had a Myspace or something where I could listen to his music. He told me this website that links to his Youtube, so I did. If anyone wants some new GOOD music on their iPod, you should really check out his channel. Yeah, it's Hip Hop, and Hip Hop requires an acquired taste, but it's reallly good. 

Apparently, 3 of his songs were on Jersey shore and he's coming out with a song with Snoop Dogg. My favorite song is probably this one.

His name is Mr. Green..  he looks like this

Eh, not the best picture of him but whatever. I feel like he has pretty good potential, so by reading this post and checking him out before everyone else does, you can say "Oh him? Yeah I knew about him when he was still underground." when he gets popular.

Also.. here is a picture of me on the subway with a wolf mask on. I purchased it at some weird artsy store for 5 dollars. Walking around and seeing peoples' reactions was priceless.

gfodogokgds

-Julia

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

Warning: This topic is pretty gruesome and may be scary to you.

I'm sure some of you may have heard about the situation in Florida where this man was found literally eating a homeless person's face naked. When he was asked to stop by officers, he growled at them and kept on eating. If you haven't heard of this, click here to watch the report about it.

6 bullets! It took 6 bullets to kill the cannibal man. Now, the weird thing is, this isn't the only zombie-like case recently. This weird incident has been just one of many this month.. all in the glamorous "sunshine" state, Florida! However, one was not in Florida. Just yesterday in Hackensack, New Jersey, another wacky thing happened where someone threw pieces of their skin and intestines at police officers. 

You're probably wondering: What is causing this zombie-like behavior? The answer is mixed. Some say drugs, some don't have an explanation. If you click here, you'll find that some blogs are dead serious about this, too.


Scary stuff, right?


Whatever happens.. I'll make sure you all are on my side so we can all kick some zombie ass together.

-Julia

What a retard

I went thru my phone and found this pic of when we were at a giant grocery store in California.

Yes it's Shrinky walking around in a tutu. The lady on the left definitely wants some of dat ass lolololol

NO SHAME IN OUR GAME! :D

Loopy the Lurker

What's yo ghetto name?

Use your first name, take the list below, and spell out the letters of your ghetto name!

Okay so my first name is Vivian. Here would be my ghetto name:

Isekayisekayshata

ROFLLLLL this is so racist. You guys can use your online fake username if you want pansies

Loopy the Lurker

OH NO HE DIDN'T!!

K well I need revenge on crabot for...I dunno I forgot but...HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM FUCKING DRACO MALFOY!! 

(NON MUGGLE PICTURE!)

That dirty Slytherin lover. 

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

My Day at B&N

Aight aight, yall will probably think this is boring, but it isn't. You get to spend a (virtual) day with me and my trip to Barnes and Noble! Ok so fruity and her friend needed to go there for this project, and I decided to come along since that place is my freaking heaven. So I go there and head straight for the legos table. IT WAS EMPTY! :D 

Obviously, with legos in front of me, I'm going to play with them. So i start to play and make a tank when this little girl sits across from me. I saw her eying my legos...that trick. Then another kid comes with his little brother and sit next to me. As the selfish person I am, I got mad. Later the boy left (I stole his godzilla) and it was just me and that little girl. Then as I turn around, I HEAR HER CUSS. This girl is like only 4-6. Since I'm a good child, I left, for I do not accept profanity in my life. (LOLOLOL) 

As I was walking to fruity and her friend, I saw some toys called SHRINKY DINKS!! :D I took a pic but, unfortunately, as I took a pic of all the interesting things, I later found out I can't upload them to my laptop :(

But yeah I'm gonna ask to get them for Christmas. 

And yeah, there's a big interval in there where I'm "helping" them research, when I had to take a major dump. I don't really feel comfortable taking dumps in public places, but yall, this was an emergency. My bladder and my freaking crack couldn't handle not taking a dump. I ran to the toilet, and to my relief, NO ONE WAS THERE! :D Then I took a major dump and ripped my crack apart. 

Sooo there you have it. Nothing else much interesting happened after that. (Besides the fact I found a table full of THG stuff..I started to hyperventilate when I saw it)

(I made this :D I had a better version but accidentally deleted it)

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Yup

  It was of vital importance that I repost this. 

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~
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Okay now to the real business... Just kidding. I got nothin :S

Loopy the Lurker

.-. >:O :3 xD o_O >.> >:D

Oh jeez...I really didn't wanna post this but I'm sure you guys are sick of Thanksgiving posts from other blogs. Let's talk about EMOTES!

Choose one of the following emotes and try to take a picture of yourself doing it in real life...it hurts your face if you do it too long:

.-. >:O :3 xD o_O >.> >:D -_-

I chose this one -----V

THIS! is Corkal! LMAOOO I LOVE THIS ONE

Hermione with the O_O

 HAHAHAA this is interestingly creepy... C8 Nicely done crazybread!

Cuckoo for Cocoa ...puffs O_O

ROFL CARLY! BEST EDITING SKILLZ EVER!

Yeaaah Willkdh! REPRESENTIN FOR THE MEN!

 ROFL I don't even this is even physically possible, Flying_hawk

 xD Face. Hawhaw nice job Mo!

 We got an asian invasion up in here by Twolegers

 Why so serious Gucci?

Eff my editing skills .-. That face is impossible

LMAO!! This is sooo funny Nifty!!! 

If you're brave enough...comment yours >:D I'll add yours to this post (if you give me permission in the comments). KEEP EM' COMING!!!

Loopy the Lurker

CHOBOTS SCHOOL!

Hello guise!

Today me and Shrinky were talking about what if Chobots was a school. If it was... I'd totally skip my school and go to Chobots school. Me and Shrinky brainstormed ideas.

STAFF/TEACHERS

Vayerman-Principal

Sonorous-Vice

Principal

Tina-Whore secretary lady person

Canab-History

Hikikomori-Math

Epic-Art Teacher

William-English

Puffles-Science

Zoo-Gym teacher (He'll be the creepy one that will look at kids getting dressed and will look at peoples butt's when they do push ups)

Jake-Computer Teacher (Fits him perfectly)

STUDENTS

(Eh, I didn't want to name all of them. Takes too much work for a lazy asian. SO ILL JUST SHOW YOU THE LUNCH TABLES)

Oh yeah I made this on paint so dont judge me.

SCHOOL WILL BE FROM 9-1:00. Each period will be 30 minutes. You will get a 30 minute lunch at the end of the day. You may also get breakfast from 8:30-9:00.

RULES:

1. Do not dress like a slut.
2. Do not flirt with the teachers.
3. HAVE FUN BASTARDS!

Yeah thats about it... I wish this was real.

-Twolegers

*PS STARGURL AND JULZ MAY NOT ATTEND THIS SCHOOL, THANK YOU.

Weird fruit crap

Ok sooo my sister has been nagging me to post about this fruit, so I will.

 This is what the outside looks like..it looks all deadly and stuff. I gotta give props to the first person who ever ate it. Imagine eating a strange plant you've never seen before. Scary.

And this is what it looks like on the inside! Just like a peeled grape i think. I recommend all yall try it cus it tastes just like fruit. They're called rambutan. I would know..i used google. Google is a reliable source that should never fail me <3 Sike...google fails me all the time. But yeah, try this fruit if yall can get your hands on it. It's asian. Like me. Like my mom. And my toes. 

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

PS. EFF YEAHH HALLOWEEN!!

Busy busy

FUUUUUUDGE I havent posted in 10 days. I have 10 good reasons why too....

1. I went to the Nation Spelling Bee
2. I was in jail for smokin weed
3. I won a meet Ke$ha contest
4. I fought off aliens to protect earth
5. Obama awarded me for protecting earth
6. Some fat guy stole my laptop
7. I tried out for X Factor and got eliminated
8. I went back to jail for public nudity
9. Ke$ha busted me outta jail
10. I cut tomatoes and sliced my fingers off, but they grew back

Yeah so obviously, I've made good use with my time. I just don't have time for you guys anymore and if you believe this then you are high.

Loopy the Lurker

Toilet fun

So 2 days ago fruity dared me to put my hand down a toilet and like a good friend I went to the toilet and stuck my hand down it :P For proof she said to take a picture and we decided that we would let you see my sexy hand in the toilet. Here it is:

I even edited it for you guys :') It's beautiful right!?! Well that's all for now because I only got 1 week on this blog.

-BLIXESESXEEXDD THE NINJA

Also chobots.net is just...not right. I mean if you know that chobots will never be the same because of hackers and stuff, then why try and make it AGAIN?

IMMA SURVIVOR!!!

I know all of you are sick of hearing about Hurricane Irene, and I promise this will be the only post on here about it. SOOOOO...yesterday the hurricane hit pretty bad. 

 My internet kept going on and off and on and off (etc). So did the all the electricity. My main scare was the refrigerator. I was worried the food would spoil and i'd starve, but fortunately it didn't happen. Fruity was retarded enough to go driving out on the FLOODED...streets. She and my dad went to check on our grandparents. They were okay but the place was sooooooo flooded. So today we went strolling to find a new place for them. 

Anyways, on the way to church, 3 of the street lights were broken, so the cars were freestyle driving. Fortunately the inner redneck didn't kick in so we were ok on the roads. I saw an ass load of trees fallen down, but fortunately only 2 of them fell on the houses. I also saw 2 roofs gone, but I don't think anyone was severely injured. Soooo..remember yesterday when i said it wasn't that bad? Yeah well...i kinda lied. It's alright though, i promise that'll be the last lie.........Sike i just lied right there again. Lolz you're so gullible. Ok i'm just talking to myself now. Enjoy this beautiful picture i made.

Lolz it's me in the flood. So..what happened to yall?

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

EARTHQUAAAKE

Most of you already know that there's been an earthquake centered in Mineral, Virginia, The scale of the earthquake was 5.9 which is a huge scale for the East coast, atleast. People from Canada, Ontario could even feel it (not as much as Me, Fruity, and Julz, but still a little bit) Since me and fruity live in North Carolina, (the most retarded state in the USA) we could feel it. 

I was sleeping when it happened, and it woke me up. At first i thought it was a ghost shaking the bed so i started freaking out. A lot. I just hid under my blanket and prayed that it would go away. Then when it stopped I got out and started walking to where fruity was in the house, but she came into the room. She was like.."DID YOU FEEL THAT!?" When she said that i realized it wasn't a ghost, but an earthquake. I was mostly relieved that i wasn't being haunted. Fruity, on the other hand was trying to get me outside with her. She was freaking out and scared. I wasn't really scared. Just relieved. 

We were talking to julz this morning and she could feel the earth quake too. She thought it was a bomb at first. Her mom thought she was the one shaking the table she was at. Then she got up and the ground was shaking a lot so she found out it was an earthquake. Haw haw haw. This earthquake is a really weird occurrence here in the eastern coast, since we're not on the plutonic plates or on the San Andreas fault. Ok imma stop going all sciency on you all. So my question for you is..what was your first reaction to the earthquake?

Stay safe you little bastards!

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

YEEHAW

Me and fruity are going to California tomorrow so we won't be able to post for maybe a week. Julz is in charge (plus she'll be the only one to keep in contact with us the whole time). I'LL MISS YOU ALL!!!! D: 

Oh yeah, and this will give you plenty of time to give fruity your personal chobot memories photos. Scroll below to find the post somewhere. 

 In the meanwhile enjoy this conversation i had with ghoni on skype. 

♡☮Peace Love and No More Chobots ever☮♡

This is a pretty big *but awesome* post, so just bare with me here.

First imma start with the sad news... I'll let the pictures of my Skype conversation with Tovic explain it.

And to CONFIRM that:

Sad, right? Here's what my naked banned and chat banned Chobot thinks of that.

It's a mixture of sad and mad.
And Ghoni- you didn't do shit. Remember who taught you how to do all of this. Remember that there's other hackers. Even I am more skilled at hacking than you. You are not a boss, maybe cake boss, because you're chubby, but not a real boss. THIS, right here making this post, is what a boss looks like.

Supposively, Vayersoft is already working on some mobile Russian game. I guess that way they don't need to suffer any more of these horrible hacking attacks. 

Speaking of hacking, this is really random, but you know all the Conventions they have in California? (Comic Con, Video Con..) Well there's this one convention they have called Def Con! Def con is basically a convention for hackers held in various hotels (a different hotel each year) in Las Vegas. There, hackers share their hacking experiences, give tips, and teach you how to hack! There's even hacking classes or whatever held there for people ages 8-16. It's 150$ cash and you can't bring your cellphone, iPod, anything because people can hack you right there. It's scary how quick technology progresses.

Lastly, to celebrate/mourn about the death of Chobots, lets have a Tinychat session tomorrow!

Sounds like fun!!! We can talk and do dares and random crap and lalalala. Click the icon to go to our tinychat, missfruityloopy.


Time: 3:00 P.M E.S.T 
(11:00 P.S.T :S)
The time will probably change depending on peoples' schedules, so keep checking in!

-Gaga (Julz)


P.S: We're making a memories post about Chobots soon! Fruity's making a video, too.