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Country dubstep much?

There's this whack song that is currently being repeated over and over again on the radio station. Here let me type the lyrics:

AND IT FEELS LIKE I AM JUST TO CLOSE TO LOVE YOU

*WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WHAB WHAB WHAB*

Yep, the song is: Too Close by Alex Clare
Basically it sounds like the 2 most horrible types of sounds mixed into one song...
Country & Dubstep

MAKES ME WANNA..

-SHIVERS AT THE THOUGHT-
Hows that for scary? Perfect for Halloween.
Sorry if anyone really liked the song, (which I dont see why you should) but I just find it repulsive.

Loopy the Lurker

National Grab an Ass Day!!

Sup kiddies. Today was National Grab an Ass Day! Basically, you just get a free day of grabbing peoples' butts without any persecution. You would not believe how many people were violated today. A moment of silence for those people

Alright, moment over. Did anyone get their ass grabbed? Luckily, i'm too ugly for that mess. However it happened to me once. I feel bad for the person behind me cause i instinctively turned around and punched hard. Idek who it was but i sure could do boxing or something. (Not really i'm weak)
Happy ass grabbing <22 font="font">

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Reasons why I'm great

Today i had a revelation about my greatness. Here is a list of reasons why I'm great. 

1. My name starts with the greatest letter which is J

2. I only use the greatest toilets

3. I make the greatest statuses on facebook

4. I have the greatest followers on our blog with the exception of maybe 20

5. I was born in the great month of July

6. I own the Great Barrier Reef

7. I eat with the greatest people ranging from Katy Perry to the great George Washington

8. I have a great dane as a pet

9. Great rhymes with grape and grape rhymes with rape which is not a very great activity to participate in

10. luv rok 22 o greatness
~Shrinky the great kid on the great block 

This is fookin ridiculous

Hmm..gee where do I start? This is basically gonna be a review of the product called a NOOK. It's a reading device, similar to a Kindle.

GREAT DEVICE MY ASS! Ok, this isn't really a review. I lied. This is just another rant, and a warning to those of you who buy this idiotic device

I bought the Nook about a year ago. The credit card I used to buy the books expired about 6 months ago. Guess what the nook did after the credit card expired? It fucking uninstalled all the books I ALREADY BOUGHT. HOW STUPID. HOW VERY, VERY STUPID. Now I cannot read the books I ALREADY BOUGHT without having to get another credit card.

It's not just gay. It's ultra gay. For those of you who buy the nook, make sure you watch out and make sure they don't fucking run you out of your money and take away the beloved books you already BOUGHT. Now a few GIFs explaining my hatred for this stupid policy or whatever the hell it is they're doing to me 

Tomorrow I'm going indoor to the store to either 

1. Make them fix it

or

2. Fuss them the fuck out about how ridiculous this is

Rant over. Shrinky out. 

♫ FALALALAAAA!! ♫

Hey guise. So. Lemme tell you something. You know all those famous singers, such as Lady Gaga, Adele, MCR, One Direction (I do not like them, just establishing that), and even Justin Bieber! Well..they actually do have to go through a lot to get their money. I've experienced on Friday and Saturday, the shit they go through. 

I had to sing for 16 hours. And that is not fun at all. Now I am coughing and my chest hurts and I wanna stay home but I got shit to do at school. IT'S SO TERRIBLE.

Here's what happened. I got selected to go to All State Chorus, yadda yadda daaahhh, we practiced for 16 hours, then I had to wear a ridiculous skirt and shirt, then came the concert, which ended up being a wreck. 

There are 3 choruses for All State Chorus. There's 6th Grade Chorus, Women's Choir, and SATB (Which is what I'm in) The 6th Grade Chorus was up first, and lemme tell you, it sucked asssss. No, their singing was great, but a kid fainted and hit his head on the drums and bled (Poor kid) The director thought it was because he had his knees locked but he really just fainted. She then made their chorus unprofessional by making them bend their knees for every transition and it was soooo amateurish. During the performance, 2 other kids had to be taken out as well. 

Women's Choir, their director talked too damn much and the songs chosen sucked. I'd say ours was the best, really. Although we had to bend our knees as well. Really, unprofessional. This was more of a rant than a post. My dad bought the DVD of the performance so I'll upload it once it comes in the mail. WEEEEH!!! 

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

My Day at B&N

Aight aight, yall will probably think this is boring, but it isn't. You get to spend a (virtual) day with me and my trip to Barnes and Noble! Ok so fruity and her friend needed to go there for this project, and I decided to come along since that place is my freaking heaven. So I go there and head straight for the legos table. IT WAS EMPTY! :D 

Obviously, with legos in front of me, I'm going to play with them. So i start to play and make a tank when this little girl sits across from me. I saw her eying my legos...that trick. Then another kid comes with his little brother and sit next to me. As the selfish person I am, I got mad. Later the boy left (I stole his godzilla) and it was just me and that little girl. Then as I turn around, I HEAR HER CUSS. This girl is like only 4-6. Since I'm a good child, I left, for I do not accept profanity in my life. (LOLOLOL) 

As I was walking to fruity and her friend, I saw some toys called SHRINKY DINKS!! :D I took a pic but, unfortunately, as I took a pic of all the interesting things, I later found out I can't upload them to my laptop :(

But yeah I'm gonna ask to get them for Christmas. 

And yeah, there's a big interval in there where I'm "helping" them research, when I had to take a major dump. I don't really feel comfortable taking dumps in public places, but yall, this was an emergency. My bladder and my freaking crack couldn't handle not taking a dump. I ran to the toilet, and to my relief, NO ONE WAS THERE! :D Then I took a major dump and ripped my crack apart. 

Sooo there you have it. Nothing else much interesting happened after that. (Besides the fact I found a table full of THG stuff..I started to hyperventilate when I saw it)

(I made this :D I had a better version but accidentally deleted it)

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

Woah There...

Okay so people are going over the top with Angry Birds. What do I mean? People have made the weirdest things using this app.

Examples:

Fruit Snacks

Pajamas

Home-made Halloween costumes

Birthday Parties

This is some pretty wackadoo stuff.

By the way these images are from Google.

I have an angry birds t-shirt.. I wear it for pajamas. Yeah..

I bet the guy who created this app never thought it would get this far..

-Miss Quinn-

Disgusted

I woke up and went downstairs for my daily Spongebob, but found this shit.

WHAT IS THIS!?! I found it with nature background music and giggling kids. They expect me to go outside and play? I DONT THINK SO! I'm going to neglect my homework, sit on the couch, then go to the movies. Screw this, I'm watching disney. 

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

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This is revolutionizing laziness to a whole new level! Of course, this is only for you skinny folk, but no worries! Use this everyday and you'll soon become fat! Forget silly old 25 dollar chairs when you can get this expensive crappy seat for 69.99!! An amazing deal for a crappy product! Call 1-800-DUMBASS to get yours today!

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

YOU ARE ALL ASK HOLES.

As you know, this blog is going under some MAJOR CHANGES!!! Here's a sneak peak to what it'll sorta look like. 

From this:

TO THIS:

Do you like it?? :) I like it because it brings out my inner awesomeness and HAHAHA SIKE!! Not gonna happen. Fruity is working on a brand new theme. We removed all authors as part of the major changes. Once you people get a good idea of what we're posting, I'll start hiring new ones :)


PS- SORRY FOR NOT ANSWERING MY ASK SHRINKY MAIL LATELY! We've been getting lazy...and school. School sucks. 
~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

OH HERMANO!

Ok so I was looking thru one of my old Spanish journals in 6th grade for Spanish class. I found this dumb yet hilarious thing I wrote LMAO!! To Hispanic people, sorry for being so stereotypical x|

When I grow up I want to become a doctor because I want to help people. Seeing people sick and with diseases makes me cry. That is why it is my goal to become a doctor. Spanish can help me in the future because there are some people who don't speak English, but they can speak Spanish. So I can still communicate with them. I have experienced some of their culture. I went to Taco Bell. The cashier was Mexican so he said something to me in Spanish. I told him to speak English, so he did. The food is spicy but good. I want to learn how Mexican people live. I want to learn their culture and try to do what they do. I also want to learn about their holiday and what they celebrate.

Wow. AHAHAHAHAHA! Fortunately, I have more knowledge about cultures so I don't assume every brown person is Mexican. For some reason, I thought Taco Bell was the perfect place to fully experience Spanish? ROFL!! And looky...I even drew a Plankton picture with Spanish captions :') Oh 6th grade...

Next week I'll probably look thru my old Diary and post something from there ;)

Loopy the Lurker