Thursday, April 21, 2011

Shrinky shares her swag

I'm not the blogging queen like Twolegers and Alexa are, but lately people have been asking me for blogging tips soooo SURE THANG! This is just tips! You don't have to do what I do...even though im so awesome that everyone is tempted to have some of that Shrinky Swag. JK I'm not cocky! 
The most important rule is to give your blog time and effort! 
Post on your blog....edit your blog...cuddle your blog...
HAHAHAH


SHRINKY'S BLOGGING TIPS!
  • Always include a picture in your posts! Dont copy the pictures from the main blog...be creative!
  • Don't hire dumb or cheesy authors! Before you hire them, check out their old posts and blogs.
  • Don't put too many trackers or widgets on your blog. It lags and barely loads. Pictures and GIFs are better!
  • Don't try too hard to be funny or serious...just be yourself when you post
  • Advertise your blog to Chobots...but don't bother the chobot to death! If they choose not to visit, then thats cool. BE CHILL!
  • Make some sort of theme for your blog! Think of your blog as your room...you want the furniture and decorations to match dont you?
  • Find interesting news that people would actually read. Nobody wants to read about updates all day.
  • ESPECIALLY do not copy other people's posts! Always credit the blogger you got the information from if it's not originally yours. Nobody likes copy cats.
  • Don't make the posts too long or short. If your post is gonna be super long, use the 'Continue reading' button...just like how I used in this post! If you don't know how to do that, read TWOLEGERS BLOG <---our one stop for tutorials
  • Don't hold a contest that requires people to turn in entries if you're a beginner blogger! Start off with mini contests that only require commenting. When you know for sure that your blog is good, THEN you can post big contests.
  • ALWAYS have a 'grab our banner' box in case someone likes your blog...its a free opportunity for more views!
Well those are the basics. You'll learn the rest for yourself. Got more questions?Comment. BYE!
~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block

12 comments:

grownupkid said...

awesome :D

♫♪★Abuzar40★♫♪ said...

LOL XD

☮♫ϱbs♫☮ said...

you gotta see this, yu know that post of 'gucci miss spelt awesome', she actually DID change it to awesome. BAHAHAHA

grownupkid said...

it says "lis of awsm" she is still a typo. :D

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the post! It was really helpful :)

★☆ Nicholas3103★☆ said...

Thanks this was very helpful:D

Anonymous said...

How do you make a banner?

xFruityloopyx said...

@ron
um...i think u should go to twolegers blog for that..

Jilli said...

@ron
agreed with fruity. they should have a tutorial there..or you could do wat we did..put a few chobots on there and then use paint and picnik to edit the rest. dont clutter the banner with a bunch of crap though

Alexa said...

Youre a blogging queen shrinky. Seriously, you are :D

Julz said...

i like it like it!!!!!!!

magiic said...

Great tips.